As a person with a funny spelt' name, glasses and curly red hair I am deeply shocked and offended! Who does that pompus gov't official think he is stopping some "poor kid" from getting the snot beat out of him until his leg muscles develop enough for him to run like the wind?
It's discriminitory I say! All of the offspring of weird parents deserve equal treatment in the school yard!
I think instead of to the death they will defend it "To the Pain!"
We The People: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Eric Holder: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
We The People: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Eric Holder: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
We The People: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Eric Holder: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
We The People: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Eric Holder: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
We The People: I think you're bluffing.
Eric Holder: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here, doing nothing, because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again...
I am shocked an offended that anyone would hoot-n-holler that we got nothing of value from the myriad number of waterboarding sessions, and hours of blaring Ted Nugent and Skinny Puppy.
First, those are two of my favorite bands! And second, not only will my wife and kids not let me listen to them in the car, or at home, but they also hate it when I water-board them, especially while playing my favorite Gitmo mix tape!
So naturally the only time I can really relax is while at work, with my skinny latte, some Skinny Puppy blaring at over 100db, and some skinny Muslim on my table, under that washcloth, with a big bucket of icy water (I use icy salt water, cause it burns too) slowly being emptied over their face. I mean hell the only reason I even ask any questions is because if I don't I can't claim the salt, the used record store and Amazon purchases, or even the bucket as unreimbursed business expenses, because then I'd just be relaxing on some tropical island doing what I like to do second best, which is torturing people that the president has not yet ordered me to murder without trial.
These sorts of acts are simply the most logical ones of "The Most Transparent Regime", right before the drones launch on US presons in CONUS due to the fact of We The People being declared Enemy Combatants...
The only Congress critters that have to worry about this are the ones I don't trust, because those are the ones that have not already been caught with their hands in the cookie jar.
Think about it this way. I'm much more likley to vote for you if you've been caught breaking the law because that proves to me you are not sneaky enough to get a way with it! and screw me and the rtest of The People over with just the CIA blackmailing you...
II was thinking now that Barry "Oath Breaker in Chief" Obama has appointed Rep Mike " Traitorous -abettor" Rodgers' clone in Village People clothing Admiral "I'm willing to break my oath too" Rodgers to replace The Clapp as the head of the NSA...
Are they finally going to replace Hail to the Chief with The Imperial March at official functions?