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Re: Dear Pirates (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
Screw you and your popcorn. What about my chocolate sales? I own the tree that produces chocolate for over 80% of all movie theater candy (it's a very big tree). The biggest threat to my way of life is piracy, closely followed by people who go to Daiquiris To Go to pick up their own refreshments before coming into the theater.
Re: Danish (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
My brain did that with the word "Danish". As it happens, it also does that with the word "Beer". Come to think of it, it happens with almost any word there is. Maybe I should drink more beer and contemplate this particular problem.
Re: Holy carP! (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
Absinthe is legal. I had two glasses of Lucid last night.
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They should sue IBM and give that money back to the people who paid for it. However I'd hate to suggest that since there is no income tax here and I don't want them looking too closely at implementing one.
Re: (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
Without due process it becomes a game of "who pissed me off so I can accuse them".
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You have it all wrong. Once the file sharers are kicked off, the people who were downloading but not sharing would start buying again. Plus the people who are kicked off would have extra entertainment money from the money they aren't paying for an internet connection. It will then become mandatory to purchase CDs from mainstream artists and blockbuster DVDs. It's a very simple plan! If you're not behind it you're a raporist.
Re: I'm just bad when it comes to follow through sometimes... (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
Woman.
Re: (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
This would never work for a huge website like Google.
Re: (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
P.S. If funds permit I'm getting the DMCA Takedown shirt this weekend.
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I got a T-shirt and a copy of your book. It's been an interesting read, and the reactions to the t-shirt (ranging from actual interest in what it meant to "What does loots of t-shirts mean?") was priceless.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
That was great wine. Incidentally I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
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What town is this shop in? I may be in the market for a new job......
Re: Re: (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
A KING! I will be staging a coup later today to pronounce myself King of the World. Then everyone can bitch about the people in charge because they had no hand in electing me or any of the idiots I appoint.
Dark Helmet will be my Secretary of Punishment.
This is a problem with Facebook (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
Criminals are using Facebook. Therefore Facebook should be shut down.
(as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
That's why I don't leave the house to spend my paycheck. Internet shopping FTW
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It's not her music, so that's ok.
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I say we also chop off their main typing finger.
Re: Re: Re: Duh, obvious (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
What about a copy machine? That's the grandfather of P2P software.
Re: Ooh, ooh, me first! (as aguywhoneedstenbucks)
Good enough troll, but I wouldn't call it great.
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From the article:
"Conversations will progress over coming weeks and days to ensure the industry can go out there with a clear vision on how we want government to help us going forward."
I know how I want the government to help me going forward. I want them to give me lots of money and strike down my enemies. These people are praying to the government like they would pray to some ancient deity for deliverance from their foes.