It might be interesting to see if there are any studies where using shuttlecocks with feathers from the right wing throw off someone used to using ones from the left wing. Like, they spin differently enough to throw your aim off slightly.
I wish I could properly explain why I love it so much. And it's okay dude, it's not for everyone. Though the last person I said that to eventually broke down and admitted that he loved the show and that I was apparently to blame for itů
More on topic, as someone who would love to make a career as a writer, I hope that I never slip into the dark side and become like these people. Fanfics and stuff aren't just great practice for aspiring writers, they're also a sign of how much people enjoy your work and want to explore and share it on their own. :)