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<title>Comments by Al Bert</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/</link>
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<title>Re: Re: Even more proof that the raid was unnecessary</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120807/03260819951/why-are-new-zealand-prosecutors-seeking-to-suppress-all-images-video-megaupload-raid.shtml#c1080</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Aug 2012 17:42:20 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120807/03260819951/why-are-new-zealand-prosecutors-seeking-to-suppress-all-images-video-megaupload-raid.shtml#c1080</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[It's nice to make that distinction between terrorists that own rocket launchers and the terrorists that own congress and the DOJ.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>/me strangles the air</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120719/00435319755/us-now-supporting-ridiculous-broadcast-treaty-suggests-it-could-cover-internet-too.shtml#c422</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 18:26:13 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120719/00435319755/us-now-supporting-ridiculous-broadcast-treaty-suggests-it-could-cover-internet-too.shtml#c422</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[This shit just won't end, will it?  How could it stop?  Barring an eternally embattled defense against corrupt goliaths of industry and state, that is.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Re:</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120711/12143819664/are-books-printed-with-disappearing-ink-really-best-way-to-make-people-read-them.shtml#c729</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 11:07:39 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120711/12143819664/are-books-printed-with-disappearing-ink-really-best-way-to-make-people-read-them.shtml#c729</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[That's what i was thinking the whole time.  Maybe i'm too cynical, but i wouldn't put it past publishers to make 'perishable' books to eliminate used books.  On one hand, the reality of the waste would be massive, but most people could duped on the issue if the book were sold as being "recyclable and reusable" and therefore a green alternative to sustained ownership.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Re:</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120709/03520219622/multiple-hollywood-studios-making-movies-about-julian-assange-how-many-will-pay-him-his-story.shtml#c373</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 19:53:35 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120709/03520219622/multiple-hollywood-studios-making-movies-about-julian-assange-how-many-will-pay-him-his-story.shtml#c373</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[DING!<br />
A movie made by hollywood about the career of Assange would bear as much resemblance to reality as a bowl of mashed potatoes made about his career.<br />
In either case, america would eagerly hunger to eat a steaming pile.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Re: Ballsy move, but he'll lose the home turf advantage...</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120710/17055819652/kim-dotcom-offers-to-come-to-us-if-doj-releases-funds-legal-defense.shtml#c539</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 12:10:32 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120710/17055819652/kim-dotcom-offers-to-come-to-us-if-doj-releases-funds-legal-defense.shtml#c539</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Bingo.  There's not much point in expecting fair and just dealings with someone who has been trying to reach over every measure put in place to ensure due process.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Re:</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120711/01291419657/nsa-chief-says-nsa-doesnt-need-access-to-your-info-as-whistleblowers-say-theyre-already-getting-it.shtml#c184</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 11:41:06 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120711/01291419657/nsa-chief-says-nsa-doesnt-need-access-to-your-info-as-whistleblowers-say-theyre-already-getting-it.shtml#c184</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Whenever I hear people pushing the "cyber" button, I always like to think they're kids on AOL in 1999.  So i guess Alexander likes to audit his nightly masturbatory chat logs.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Re:</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120711/01291419657/nsa-chief-says-nsa-doesnt-need-access-to-your-info-as-whistleblowers-say-theyre-already-getting-it.shtml#c177</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 11:36:00 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120711/01291419657/nsa-chief-says-nsa-doesnt-need-access-to-your-info-as-whistleblowers-say-theyre-already-getting-it.shtml#c177</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[I think what he meant to say was "These attacks represent <em>an opportunity to institute</em> the greatest transfer of wealth in history"<br />
<br />
... though maybe wealth only as an intended consequence of power.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Re: Re:</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/blog/innovation/articles/20120709/02383719619/hipmunk-raises-money-is-immediately-threatened-patent-troll.shtml#c116</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 12:09:06 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/blog/innovation/articles/20120709/02383719619/hipmunk-raises-money-is-immediately-threatened-patent-troll.shtml#c116</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[I am in favor of this suggestion.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Re: That damned decimal point</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120709/12543819633/govt-says-they-requested-24270-wiretaps-total-sprint-alone-says-they-received-over-50k-requests.shtml#c260</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 11:41:15 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120709/12543819633/govt-says-they-requested-24270-wiretaps-total-sprint-alone-says-they-received-over-50k-requests.shtml#c260</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[It's the computer's fault!  We need new cyberintegrity legislation to regulate all digital representations of data and ideas to ensure their correctness!]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Re:</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120709/07420719630/actas-back-european-commission-trying-to-sneak-worst-parts-using-canada-eu-trade-agreement-as-trojan-horse.shtml#c357</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jul 2012 12:26:50 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120709/07420719630/actas-back-european-commission-trying-to-sneak-worst-parts-using-canada-eu-trade-agreement-as-trojan-horse.shtml#c357</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Since the 'toxicity' in this case occurs only when non-benefiting parties are aware or when the agreement's core disinformation is exposed in even cursory scrutiny, the obvious first (and current) change would simply be to act in cover of darkness and deny all oversight.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>it's always a win</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120706/04233719601/dutch-isp-shows-that-bittorrent-traffic-increased-after-pirate-bay-ban.shtml#c95</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jul 2012 17:14:14 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120706/04233719601/dutch-isp-shows-that-bittorrent-traffic-increased-after-pirate-bay-ban.shtml#c95</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[The type of people that push for these things aren't the type to recognize or acknowledge that the results aren't what they had expected or claimed.  <br />
<br />
When I think of these people, I'm reminded of one of my managers from when I worked in manufacturing:<br />
1: a new circuit board design incorporates temperature-sensitive devices and also large metal objects.  In order to get the heavy parts to solder, the oven temperature-time integral needs to be too high and damages the other parts.  <br />
2: manager insists that hand-placing or heat blocks won't work.  try running the oven hotter and run another dozen boards.<br />
3: call manager over and show that he's an idiot. all boards have both damaged and still unsoldered parts.  <br />
4: his response "that's good; perfect.  just use that"]]></content:encoded>
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<title>there are no limits</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120705/01343719581/university-sues-student-graduating-too-fast.shtml#c729</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jul 2012 14:02:58 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120705/01343719581/university-sues-student-graduating-too-fast.shtml#c729</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[... and now there are so few notes left that we need to protect record labels so that they can responsibly regulate the future use of this limited resource and guarantee job opportunities for hard-working musicworkers for years to come!]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Re:</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120705/01343719581/university-sues-student-graduating-too-fast.shtml#c722</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jul 2012 13:57:26 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120705/01343719581/university-sues-student-graduating-too-fast.shtml#c722</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[No kidding.  Even if that publicity netted them a single added undergrad enrollee, they'd have made back whatever loss they'd imagined.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>compelling terms</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120705/01494319582/fbi-continues-to-insist-theres-no-reason-kim-dotcom-to-be-able-to-see-evidence-against-him.shtml#c1523</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jul 2012 13:47:03 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120705/01494319582/fbi-continues-to-insist-theres-no-reason-kim-dotcom-to-be-able-to-see-evidence-against-him.shtml#c1523</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA["Hmmm... Sure you can have my cupcake -- <em>but only if you trade it for that week-old shit sandwich</em>"]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Re:</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120706/04162619600/def-leppard-covers-its-own-songs-with-forgeries-to-fight-back-against-universal-music.shtml#c654</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jul 2012 13:12:58 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120706/04162619600/def-leppard-covers-its-own-songs-with-forgeries-to-fight-back-against-universal-music.shtml#c654</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[What? Oh man, I got those mixed up.  Crap.  I should have known something was wrong when I was discovering a wealth of new music <em>that I actually enjoy</em> through independent artists and netlabels!  How could I be so blind?]]></content:encoded>
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<title>someone had to do it</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120704/02042119576/copyright-fight-over-competing-abortion-videos-results-awkward-fair-use-ruling.shtml#c16</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jul 2012 12:52:46 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120704/02042119576/copyright-fight-over-competing-abortion-videos-results-awkward-fair-use-ruling.shtml#c16</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Thank you for the plea for relevant commentary, Mike.  I read the headline and reflexively braced for another tangential comment war.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>before and after</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120705/13081119596/wipo-defied-un-sanctions-to-give-computers-to-iran-its-patent-system-wink-wink.shtml#c188</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jul 2012 12:49:12 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120705/13081119596/wipo-defied-un-sanctions-to-give-computers-to-iran-its-patent-system-wink-wink.shtml#c188</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[I read the tone of the statements then and now:<br />
<br />
Then: "Shit guys, you're gonna get us in trouble!"<br />
Now: "Nothing to worry about here."]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Imagine the struggle</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120703/16300419572/charles-carreon-stops-digging-least-moment-dismisses-his-lawsuit.shtml#c108</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jul 2012 17:34:25 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120703/16300419572/charles-carreon-stops-digging-least-moment-dismisses-his-lawsuit.shtml#c108</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Came to his senses? Maybe.<br />
Maybe he's just so far gone, he's retaliating even against himself.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>not quite a joke, but close enough.</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/blog/innovation/articles/20120613/17193219311/how-not-to-innovate-trying-to-create-exact-replica-another-service.shtml#c30</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jul 2012 16:33:08 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/blog/innovation/articles/20120613/17193219311/how-not-to-innovate-trying-to-create-exact-replica-another-service.shtml#c30</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Because civilized people don't talk of such things in public.]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:</title>
<link>http://www.techdirt.com/blog/innovation/articles/20120702/00171019547/dear-judge-koh-competition-is-no-reason-to-ban-phone.shtml#c1389</link>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Al Bert]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jul 2012 16:08:44 PDT</pubDate>
<guid>http://www.techdirt.com/blog/innovation/articles/20120702/00171019547/dear-judge-koh-competition-is-no-reason-to-ban-phone.shtml#c1389</guid>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[i'm just waiting for the design philosophies behind most cheap home electronics to flow over into the portable electronics world.  Then i can have a translucent blue cell phone that's shaped like a smashed eggplant.]]></content:encoded>
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