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Less illegal, but something with a more logical angle of comparison. I guess you wouldn't like that analogy, though?]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130521/21222323165/another-ca-cop-thinks-cell-phone-might-be-dangerous-weapon.shtml#c551 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:29:44 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130521/21222323165/another-ca-cop-thinks-cell-phone-might-be-dangerous-weapon.shtml#c551 http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/19133923200/copyright-patent-its-all-same-to-worlds-third-largest-news-agency.shtml#c414 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:28:36 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/19133923200/copyright-patent-its-all-same-to-worlds-third-largest-news-agency.shtml#c414 Kim Dotcom might sue Twitter, Google and Facebook over murder.

Internet mogul Kim Dotcom said Thursday he was considering taking legal action against tech giants such as Twitter, Google and Facebook for murdering a security measure he invented.

Dotcom said he had never sought to enforce murder charges on his invention but was now reconsidering in light of the US case accusing him of masterminding massive online piracy through his now-defunct Megaupload file-sharing site.Copyright law is in Title 17, Patent law is in title 35, while federal laws against murder are in title 18. If AJ gets to count the number of judges who agreed or disagreed with the eventual outcome of SonyCorp vs Universal then I think it's fair to say that murder laws are closer to copyright laws because the titles are closer.]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130524/01462423203/ex-prenda-lawyer-brett-gibbs-pleads-poverty-to-judge-wright.shtml#c404 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:28:33 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130524/01462423203/ex-prenda-lawyer-brett-gibbs-pleads-poverty-to-judge-wright.shtml#c404 http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130521/21222323165/another-ca-cop-thinks-cell-phone-might-be-dangerous-weapon.shtml#c539 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:28:25 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130521/21222323165/another-ca-cop-thinks-cell-phone-might-be-dangerous-weapon.shtml#c539 http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130521/21222323165/another-ca-cop-thinks-cell-phone-might-be-dangerous-weapon.shtml#c516 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:27:23 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130521/21222323165/another-ca-cop-thinks-cell-phone-might-be-dangerous-weapon.shtml#c516 http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/19133923200/copyright-patent-its-all-same-to-worlds-third-largest-news-agency.shtml#c396 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:25:45 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/19133923200/copyright-patent-its-all-same-to-worlds-third-largest-news-agency.shtml#c396 http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130524/01462423203/ex-prenda-lawyer-brett-gibbs-pleads-poverty-to-judge-wright.shtml#c388 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:23:39 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130524/01462423203/ex-prenda-lawyer-brett-gibbs-pleads-poverty-to-judge-wright.shtml#c388 http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/15495123189/ron-paul-doesnt-win-ronpaulcom-is-guilty-reverse-domain-hijacking.shtml#c448 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:23:30 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/15495123189/ron-paul-doesnt-win-ronpaulcom-is-guilty-reverse-domain-hijacking.shtml#c448 superior mind and education, not to mention a desire to engage in open, honest debate.]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/12122823187/guy-sues-twitter-taking-away-his-twitter-handle.shtml#c67 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:23:23 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/12122823187/guy-sues-twitter-taking-away-his-twitter-handle.shtml#c67
Doesn't mean you will not win in court. Maybe you could get lucky and make a buck or two.]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130521/06034223155/quack-professor-releases-dumbest-violent-video-game-theory-ever.shtml#c611 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:17:57 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130521/06034223155/quack-professor-releases-dumbest-violent-video-game-theory-ever.shtml#c611 For those of you who aren't suffering face-palm-induced concussion syndrome"

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http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/October-18-2011-20-12-49-DoubleFacePalm.jpg
http://picardfacepalm.com/]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130524/01462423203/ex-prenda-lawyer-brett-gibbs-pleads-poverty-to-judge-wright.shtml#c367 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:17:34 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130524/01462423203/ex-prenda-lawyer-brett-gibbs-pleads-poverty-to-judge-wright.shtml#c367

ACS:Law / 21st September 2010 / Payback is a Bitch

Steele, Hansmeier,Duffy / ??????? / Payback is a Bitch



It's time for the victims of these copyright trolls to get together and push for payback.]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130521/10401723156/if-you-think-you-should-actually-own-products-you-bought-now-would-be-good-time-to-call-congress.shtml#c1913 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:17:17 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130521/10401723156/if-you-think-you-should-actually-own-products-you-bought-now-would-be-good-time-to-call-congress.shtml#c1913 > contract is far more difficult than shutting
> down the parties that supply the tools that
> make it all too simple for their customers to
> breach.

Ah, so you apparently believe making things easy for big companies at the expense of citizens' property rights is the proper purpose of the criminal justice system.

Gotcha.]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/17515223193/riaa-copyright-reform-we-need-is-to-make-everyone-else-copyright-cops.shtml#c1092 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:16:52 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/17515223193/riaa-copyright-reform-we-need-is-to-make-everyone-else-copyright-cops.shtml#c1092 http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/12122823187/guy-sues-twitter-taking-away-his-twitter-handle.shtml#c51 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:16:21 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/12122823187/guy-sues-twitter-taking-away-his-twitter-handle.shtml#c51
And companies know it. That's why they tow VERY close to the legal line to screw customers left and right.]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130424/00010122821/adam-savage-why-copyright-trademark-holders-need-to-get-over-their-obsession-with-control.shtml#c317 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:15:31 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130424/00010122821/adam-savage-why-copyright-trademark-holders-need-to-get-over-their-obsession-with-control.shtml#c317
That's gold. Absolute. Fucking. Gold.]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/15495123189/ron-paul-doesnt-win-ronpaulcom-is-guilty-reverse-domain-hijacking.shtml#c435 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:14:37 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/15495123189/ron-paul-doesnt-win-ronpaulcom-is-guilty-reverse-domain-hijacking.shtml#c435
"I really don't see how A) will lead to B(ii)

The income tax wasn't created until 1913, and even then it only applied to "the rich". The federal government received revenue through other means prior to that.

reducing waste (including insane military spending and corporate boondoggles) would be much simpler

That's included in "original size and enumerated powers". (And I actually disagree with him on that point; one has to eradicate a cancer to save the host, not simply shrink it.)]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/18225323199/president-obama-is-troubled-about-chilling-effects-his-own-administration-is-causing-to-journalism.shtml#c724 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:12:44 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/18225323199/president-obama-is-troubled-about-chilling-effects-his-own-administration-is-causing-to-journalism.shtml#c724 Yes, Barack Obama is the president. That does not make him omniscient or omnipotent. He is nominally the boss of about a zillion people. It is totally unfair to expect him to be aware of and responsible for the actions of every single one of his subordinates. Subordinates who are often gigantic agencies with their own strong personalities and agendas and organizational inertia.

That would be true if this were a one-off situation. It's not. It's happened over and over again and he's been directly asked about his prosecutions of whistleblowers for years.

He knows.]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/17515223193/riaa-copyright-reform-we-need-is-to-make-everyone-else-copyright-cops.shtml#c1075 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:10:38 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/17515223193/riaa-copyright-reform-we-need-is-to-make-everyone-else-copyright-cops.shtml#c1075 This rebuttal brought to you by your friends at the RIAA. Because we know what you really want, and we're going to take it from you anyway, so you might as well submit without resistance.

"And yet they magically expect some third party, who has no idea if the content was put up in an authorized manner or not to make that determination for them?"

That is correct. Magic is the "in" thing at the RIAA these days. Our magic is decorated with the faces of dead presidents, which makes it more powerful than your magic. By definition. Get used to it.

"Really?"

Yes.

"Do they not realize (or not care) what a massive chilling effect that would have on innovation?"

We absolutely realize what a massive chilling effect that would have on innovation. Since innovation is the enemy of our Dead-Hand-of-the-Past(tm) business model, creating chilling effects that stifle innovation and creativity is the exact objective of our actions. Making a few adjustments to your general and (freedom of) speech-related liberties, and those of the world's population at large, is a desirable concomitant benefit. But that's another topic for a different context. Nothing to see here. Move along.

"If service providers are required to proactively guess at what is infringing and what's not -- and face liability for guessing wrong -- then the obvious is going to happen: a lot less innovation in any service that includes user generated content."

What's wrong with that? That's the desired outcome of our actions. Jamming a stick in the spokes of the wheels of progress for our own personal enrichment (as well as that of our cronies) is the reason we exist.

"The risk of liability would be way too high."

Exactly! It's magic!

"That may not matter to the RIAA, who has never been a fan of the internet, but it sure as hell matters to the public, who has received tremendous value from the internet."

The "public?" Get real! What relevance could the needs and desires of the "public" possibly have?! This is our playground you're talking about! We make the rules here! Because we have magic (decorated with the faces of dead presidents)!

"I'd also imagine it matters quite a bit to tons of musicians who are not a part of the RIAA machine, who now use the internet to have a better career than they ever had under the old system."

Who are those delusional fools? They don't deserve our Munificence-In-Exchange-For-Your-Soul(tm) anyway. If any musician draws breath, it's only at our sufferance! (Also, due to the complexities of calculating how much our members are owed by their unrecouped slaves, we prefer to measure quantities of musicians numerically, rather than by global net weight.)

The RIAA now returns you to your regularly-scheduled programming. Remember: We have the magic (decorated with the faces of dead presidents); you do not.]]> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/12122823187/guy-sues-twitter-taking-away-his-twitter-handle.shtml#c32 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:09:23 PDT http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130523/12122823187/guy-sues-twitter-taking-away-his-twitter-handle.shtml#c32
You must live in a different America than I do. These days, this is the *only* reason to sue.]]>