Techdirt Tagline Contest
from the help-us-out dept
Okay, so I've been thinking Techdirt needs a good "tagline" to summarize the site in one little sentence or so. I could probably come up with something if I thought hard enough, but I've already got a pretty bad headache, and you guys would probably come up with something better anyway. So, then I figured, hey, if you guys could come up with something better, then you should. Come up with a great tagline for Techdirt that expresses the Techdirt essence in a few words or a sentence, and email it over to tagline@techdirt.com. As with any of our past contests, the reward is simply your name mentioned on Techdirt, and the satisfaction of helping out this site you like so much.

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tagline
just the facts, with the dirt
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techdirt tagline?
1. One sloppy technology mudfight.
2. We're turning the web into a giant mudpit!
3. Spitting in the wind and ducking.
4. We can't sellout fast enough.
5. Mike and his minions...
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a Stab at a tagline
Tech news isn't just for geeks anymore.
Feel free to substitute nerds for geeks if you want to make the Slashdot reference more obvious.
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tagline...
where the Web catches the dirt...
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tagline suggestion
Tagline? We don't need no stinkin' tagline.
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Techie business food for the hungry !
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some slightly mangled movie lines:
"if ignorance is bliss, then the web must be paradise."
"never will you find a more retched web of scum and villiany."
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8 mile
Hi i am a big fan of eminem and his movie 8 mile because i have seen it. the first time i saw it i cried because i have never seen such atroucscious behavior comming out of eminem when he epunche his moms boyfriwend in the face and that made his younger sister lily cry ro, i cried because i ahe never seen anyrhing in my life but i now know that rabbit wasonly trying to peotect his mother
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favorite 8 mile sceen
hi my favorite seen in 8 mile is at the end when rabbit wins the rap battle
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A tagline attempt
-Tech news from the underground
-Ground-level tech news
-Techdirt rocks the party that rocks your body
-Tech news lovin' for you and yours
-I want my techdirt!
-News that makes you go Hmmm...
-No techno-wussies allowed
At least one or two of those are okay...
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Like Jolt cola...
All the news, twice the dirt.
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they're all great!
how's about this for an idea? instead of picking one, we can use them all! we can just rotate them through..
weee!
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Tag line
Well, how about:
techdirt:News from the trenches.
DAVID
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tagline
"Techdirt: news as dirty as you want it to be."
fake
eyeP.net -- free dynamic dns
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taglines
1. what the others miss.
2. we know IT (in ref to info tech)
3. news. now.
4. thrashin the web
5. like grep on the web / like grep for the web
6. feed your brain.
7. wipe your feet at the door.
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tagline
"All the Dirt That's Fit To Print"
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Tech dirt taglines
News from your moms armpit.
Kills bugs dead.
We're not reporters, but we play ones on TV.
The end is really, really near.
It's a martha stewart smackdown.
We never thought there was a spoon.
Where god goes to get his info.
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Possible taglines for techdirt
* Get the lowdown on the high-tech.
* Get the lowdown on the high up.
* Wallow in it!
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Three more possible tag lines
* Screened topsoil for your mind.
* Who knew mud pie was brain food?
* Hot off our virtual shovel.
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Taglines.......for TechDirt .....from Mr.White
TechDirt: We pick up the eTrash.
When white-collor meets dirty news.
I like both :)
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Tagline
tech dirt - When you really need a shovel.
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Re: Tagline
tech dirt, cause pimpin' ain't easy.
tech dirt, that name again is tech dirt.
tech dirt, there's some lovely filth over here.
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Re: Tagline
tech dirt, we're not John Tesh.
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new tag line
the other side of business
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tag line
exposing the other side of business
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Tagline
Sometimes the only news worth it.
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tag
Nobody's mouthpiece.
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Taglines
Stinky IT news for all you llamas.
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No Subject Given
techdirt, cause our domain has only 8 letters and no dashes.
or
dont muddle around the net, get the news here, first.
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Tagline
techdirt. All the dirt, none of the digging.
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tagline
1] the humanised netscan.
2] revealedirt - revealed e dirt.
3] e-heaven & e-hell
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blah
techdirt. our logo stepped in something.
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techdirt?
We clean up your minds.
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how long will this last?
Techdirt
Technically, it's not clean until we say so.
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tagline
Smells like burning.
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tagline
Business news at net speed.
Biz news at net speed.
Faster than a speeding packet, more powerful than Larry Ellison, it's Techdirt!
Techdirt: Because news doesn't sleep.
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tagline
it gets under your fingernails
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Dirt
Mmmmm.... Dirt
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tagline
techdirt - fun for the whole family
techdirt - the Real-Life(tm) nmap
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tagline
techdirt - fun for the whole family
techdirt - the Real-Life(tm) nmap
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tag line
Let us do all the dirty work for you!
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tagline
(1) What the mouse dragged in.
(2) Here's mud for your eyes.
(3) We dig deep.
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Tagline(s)
The net's partyline.
A random walk through swap space.
The anti-spin vector.
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tag line
1. direct from the source
2. good clean information
3. prelude to the next
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No Subject Given
Tales from the bit bucket
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Cuz
Cuz techs dig dirt
Cuz chix dig techs/dirt
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tagline
In the spirit of Netslaves and Fuckedcompany,
how about:
"Street sweepers for the new economy"
or
"Sanitation engineers for the new economy"
or
"Landfill management for the new economy"
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Tech Filth for the entire family!
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Tech Filth for the entire family!
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Tech Filth for the entire family!
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Tech Filth for the entire family!
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Tech Filth for the entire family!
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