Techdirt Tagline Contest

from the help-us-out dept

Okay, so I've been thinking Techdirt needs a good "tagline" to summarize the site in one little sentence or so. I could probably come up with something if I thought hard enough, but I've already got a pretty bad headache, and you guys would probably come up with something better anyway. So, then I figured, hey, if you guys could come up with something better, then you should. Come up with a great tagline for Techdirt that expresses the Techdirt essence in a few words or a sentence, and email it over to [email protected]. As with any of our past contests, the reward is simply your name mentioned on Techdirt, and the satisfaction of helping out this site you like so much.

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  1.  

    tagline

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    eric fader, Aug 31st, 1999 @ 10:46pm

    just the facts, with the dirt

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  2.  

    techdirt tagline?

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    Brian, Sep 2nd, 1999 @ 1:13pm

    1. One sloppy technology mudfight.
    2. We're turning the web into a giant mudpit!
    3. Spitting in the wind and ducking.
    4. We can't sellout fast enough.
    5. Mike and his minions...

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  3.  

    a Stab at a tagline

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    Kip DeGraaf, Sep 7th, 1999 @ 6:23am

    Tech news isn't just for geeks anymore.

    Feel free to substitute nerds for geeks if you want to make the Slashdot reference more obvious.

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  4.  

    tagline suggestion

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    prash, Sep 7th, 1999 @ 3:53pm

    Tagline? We don't need no stinkin' tagline.

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  5.  

    tagline...

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    mike, Sep 17th, 1999 @ 3:39am

    where the Web catches the dirt...

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    No Subject Given

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    Marcel Pamphile, Sep 26th, 1999 @ 3:36pm

    Techie business food for the hungry !

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  7.  

    No Subject Given

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    erik, Oct 1st, 1999 @ 2:44pm

    some slightly mangled movie lines:

    "if ignorance is bliss, then the web must be paradise."

    "never will you find a more retched web of scum and villiany."

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  8.  

    A tagline attempt

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    Dave, Nov 4th, 1999 @ 5:51pm

    -Tech news from the underground
    -Ground-level tech news
    -Techdirt rocks the party that rocks your body
    -Tech news lovin' for you and yours
    -I want my techdirt!
    -News that makes you go Hmmm...
    -No techno-wussies allowed

    At least one or two of those are okay...

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  9.  

    Like Jolt cola...

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    Zach Baker, Nov 18th, 1999 @ 6:27pm

    All the news, twice the dirt.

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  10.  

    they're all great!

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    ScooterBoy, Dec 7th, 1999 @ 8:59pm

    how's about this for an idea? instead of picking one, we can use them all! we can just rotate them through..

    weee!

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  11.  

    Tag line

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    David A. Lane, Jan 6th, 2000 @ 12:53pm

    Well, how about:

    techdirt:News from the trenches.

    DAVID

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  12.  

    tagline

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    fake, Jan 8th, 2000 @ 1:05am

    "Techdirt: news as dirty as you want it to be."

    fake
    eyeP.net -- free dynamic dns

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  13.  

    taglines

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    Zebulun, Jan 10th, 2000 @ 3:39pm

    1. what the others miss.
    2. we know IT (in ref to info tech)
    3. news. now.
    4. thrashin the web
    5. like grep on the web / like grep for the web
    6. feed your brain.
    7. wipe your feet at the door.

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  14.  

    tagline

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    Scott K, Jan 16th, 2000 @ 5:53pm

    "All the Dirt That's Fit To Print"

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  15.  

    Tech dirt taglines

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    Sean kennedy the @#$$% man!!, Feb 2nd, 2000 @ 3:24pm

    News from your moms armpit.
    Kills bugs dead.
    We're not reporters, but we play ones on TV.
    The end is really, really near.
    It's a martha stewart smackdown.
    We never thought there was a spoon.
    Where god goes to get his info.

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  16.  

    Possible taglines for techdirt

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    Stress, Feb 18th, 2000 @ 10:02pm

    * Get the lowdown on the high-tech.
    * Get the lowdown on the high up.

    * Wallow in it!

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  17.  

    Three more possible tag lines

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    Stress, Feb 18th, 2000 @ 10:44pm

    * Screened topsoil for your mind.

    * Who knew mud pie was brain food?

    * Hot off our virtual shovel.

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  18.  

    Taglines.......for TechDirt .....from Mr.White

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    Mr.White, Mar 14th, 2000 @ 5:22pm

    TechDirt: We pick up the eTrash.
    When white-collor meets dirty news.

    I like both :)

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  19.  

    Tagline

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    BoogieChillum, Mar 15th, 2000 @ 7:49pm


    tech dirt - When you really need a shovel.

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  20.  

    Re: Tagline

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    lo-rez, Apr 3rd, 2000 @ 5:09pm

    tech dirt, cause pimpin' ain't easy.
    tech dirt, that name again is tech dirt.
    tech dirt, there's some lovely filth over here.

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  21.  

    Re: Tagline

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    lo-rez, Apr 3rd, 2000 @ 8:06pm

    tech dirt, we're not John Tesh.

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  22.  

    new tag line

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    eric fader, Apr 29th, 2000 @ 9:55am

    the other side of business

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  23.  

    tag line

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    eric fader, Apr 30th, 2000 @ 1:23pm

    exposing the other side of business

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  24.  

    Tagline

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    Jack, May 2nd, 2000 @ 11:24am

    Sometimes the only news worth it.

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  25.  

    tag

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    Mark, May 3rd, 2000 @ 8:04am

    Nobody's mouthpiece.

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  26.  

    Taglines

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    Taranis, Aug 4th, 2000 @ 8:29am

    Stinky IT news for all you llamas.

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  27.  

    No Subject Given

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    Frank, Aug 10th, 2000 @ 6:07pm

    techdirt, cause our domain has only 8 letters and no dashes.

    or

    dont muddle around the net, get the news here, first.

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  28.  

    Tagline

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    Patrick Quinn, Aug 21st, 2000 @ 10:36am

    techdirt. All the dirt, none of the digging.

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  29.  

    tagline

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    pheloxi, Sep 1st, 2000 @ 8:47am

    1] the humanised netscan.
    2] revealedirt - revealed e dirt.
    3] e-heaven & e-hell

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  30.  

    blah

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    someguy, Sep 21st, 2000 @ 12:46pm

    techdirt. our logo stepped in something.

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  31.  

    techdirt?

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    dexter, Sep 23rd, 2000 @ 5:37pm

    We clean up your minds.

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  32.  

    how long will this last?

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    mhh5, Sep 26th, 2000 @ 2:07am

    Techdirt
    Technically, it's not clean until we say so.

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  33.  

    tagline

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    richman, Oct 28th, 2000 @ 3:37pm

    Smells like burning.

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  34.  

    tagline

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    Russell Miller, Nov 4th, 2000 @ 6:36pm

    Business news at net speed.
    Biz news at net speed.

    Faster than a speeding packet, more powerful than Larry Ellison, it's Techdirt!

    Techdirt: Because news doesn't sleep.

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  35.  

    tagline

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    chica, Nov 10th, 2000 @ 7:52am

    it gets under your fingernails

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  36.  

    Dirt

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    Chris Simpson, Nov 30th, 2000 @ 2:10pm

    Mmmmm.... Dirt

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  37.  

    tagline

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    Jan Grewe, Dec 22nd, 2000 @ 7:29am

    techdirt - fun for the whole family

    techdirt - the Real-Life(tm) nmap

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  38.  

    tagline

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    Jan Grewe, Dec 22nd, 2000 @ 7:30am

    techdirt - fun for the whole family
    techdirt - the Real-Life(tm) nmap

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  39.  

    tag line

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    Jason, Dec 28th, 2000 @ 6:26pm

    Let us do all the dirty work for you!

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  40.  

    tagline

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    Monica, Jan 3rd, 2001 @ 12:50pm

    (1) What the mouse dragged in.
    (2) Here's mud for your eyes.
    (3) We dig deep.

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  41.  

    Tagline(s)

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    Frodo, Apr 10th, 2001 @ 12:02pm

    The net's partyline.
    A random walk through swap space.
    The anti-spin vector.

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  42.  

    tag line

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    steven allgood, Apr 26th, 2001 @ 9:50am

    1. direct from the source
    2. good clean information
    3. prelude to the next

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    No Subject Given

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    Tom, May 22nd, 2001 @ 1:51pm

    Tales from the bit bucket

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  44.  

    Cuz

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    raven, Aug 3rd, 2001 @ 8:53am

    Cuz techs dig dirt
    Cuz chix dig techs/dirt

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  45.  

    tagline

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    SpaceTrucker, Aug 29th, 2001 @ 2:11pm

    In the spirit of Netslaves and Fuckedcompany,
    how about:

    "Street sweepers for the new economy"
    or
    "Sanitation engineers for the new economy"
    or
    "Landfill management for the new economy"

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  46.  

    Tech Filth for the entire family!

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    Steve Ridder, May 3rd, 2002 @ 3:56pm







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    Tech Filth for the entire family!

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    Steve Ridder, May 3rd, 2002 @ 3:57pm

    !--






    -->

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    Tech Filth for the entire family!

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    Steve Ridder, May 3rd, 2002 @ 3:59pm

    <br><br><br><br><br><br><br>

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    Tech Filth for the entire family!

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    Steve Ridder, May 3rd, 2002 @ 3:59pm

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    Tech Filth for the entire family!

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    Steve Ridder, May 3rd, 2002 @ 4:00pm

    !-- -->

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  51.  

    8 mile

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    alison kayla bleiweiss, Dec 13th, 2005 @ 3:53pm

    Hi i am a big fan of eminem and his movie 8 mile because i have seen it. the first time i saw it i cried because i have never seen such atroucscious behavior comming out of eminem when he epunche his moms boyfriwend in the face and that made his younger sister lily cry ro, i cried because i ahe never seen anyrhing in my life but i now know that rabbit wasonly trying to peotect his mother

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  52.  

    favorite 8 mile sceen

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    alison kayla bleiweiss, Dec 13th, 2005 @ 3:54pm

    hi my favorite seen in 8 mile is at the end when rabbit wins the rap battle

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