Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

from the debate-club dept

Though yesterday we took a detour from our regular weekend schedule, today we've got the top comments as usual—starting with a comment on our post about Stewart Baker using the Boston Marathon bombing to defend CISPA. RW raised a point that has been on my mind, and apparently on lots of our readers' minds as well, winning most insightful comment of the week:

And what about all the (self-created)terrorist plots the FBI keeps breaking up. A real one comes along and they miss it completely.

(Perhaps it's even worse than missing it "completely": according to the suspect's mother, he was under surveillance already.)

In second place, we've got a big long comment from our post about YouTube's victory over Viacom. It includes two levels of blockquotes, and a bit of context: one of our regular critics was harping on his tired old line about Mike not answering questions, which involved quoting a previous comment from Mike (the first, double-nested chunk below) and then responding (the second, single-nested chunk below), which is then quoted by our winning commenter (cpt kangarooski) while responding to the critic. Got that? Here it is:

I think that the current system is broken and does not promote the progress, as it should do. I think that I don't know what the *proper* solution is, and I don't think anyone does, because we simply don't have enough data or experience to know. We know what doesn't work, but we don't know what might work better. That's why I've always encouraged more exploration and the ability to experiment.
Hmm, well, we seem to be staggering along in the real world, meaning people getting income for their work and some protection from piratage, even without the clear and precise perfect solution that academic Mike is holding out for. -- At best, Mike sez he "dunno", a characteristic answer.

At worst, what Mike means by "more exploration and the ability to experiment", can ONLY be in the way of more and more piracy, as it's certain he's not for more legal protections.
Well, I can't speak for Mike, but I think you've seriously misinterpreted what he said. As I read it, Mike is saying that the current copyright laws are not fulfilling their purpose, or at least are not doing a good job of it, and should be replaced by some other laws which would do a better job. But he's not sure what those laws should be, specifically, and sees a need to conduct legal and economic experiments with the aim of finding laws that work better than what's on the books now.

Unless you think that our current copyright laws are absolutely perfect in every way, and that not one word, nor letter, nor even punctuation mark should be changed, you'd have to agree that it would be good to have better laws. And the scientific method works pretty well for finding things out and could be applied here. (Indeed, it is often said that the unusual US political and legal systems, with fifty partially autonomous states and a limited federal government allows each state to function as a laboratory, doing roughly its own thing, while both happily copying good ideas from other states, and allowing other states to copy from it, that our more perfect union might ever improve.)

Some rational analysis of copyright has been done, such as the well known paper by Rufus Pollock. Maybe he did a good job and maybe not (the math is over my head), but it can't hurt to have more research done, and then to try things and see how they work. If we make a mistake, we can always go back.

And while again, I can only speak for myself, I'd happily endorse a copyright regime in which protections were greater than what we have now, if it were shown to be more in the public interest. My gut feeling is that less copyright (although not no copyright), in both duration and scope, would be better, but I'd rather have serious analyses to lead the way than rely on instinct. If you've got something, by all means share it. But if you think the law is not totally perfect now, I urge you to stand with Mike (at least, as I understand him) and support experimentation, whichever way it may take us. To do otherwise is to be afraid that the truth may not correspond with your bias, and that's a shitty way to behave.
Mike refuses to acknowledge the moral basis of copyright.
There is no moral basis of copyright. Copyright is utilitarian. It exists because it's useful, and should be tailored to maximize its usefulness. People don't own things in any meaningful way (i.e. where the thing is being contested) unless they can overpower their opponents or can convince their opponents to cede their claim. Merely creating something is no grounds for owning it. (Although I suppose if you we're a gifted orator you could use that as an argument to convince your opponents to cede their claim, but that still wouldn't make it true.)

For editor's choice, we'll start with another excellent response that demolishes some old but oft-repeated arguments, this time from Karl and appearing all the way back on last week's favorites post. On the question of copyright's origins and purposes, Karl brings the citations:

a key sentence stating that copyright is based on common law, not on statutory (state-granted) monopoly.

That's not what the sentence said, because if it did say that, it would be wrong. The very first Supreme Court copyright case said - explicitly - that copyright is not based on common law. (Quote is below).

In fact, what the author was saying is that sound recording "pirates" had to be fought without using copyright law at all, but using statutory "unfair competition" laws that were not like copyright laws. It is the exact opposite of what you claimed.

As I've written before and will again, copyright merely recognizes the natural rights of a creator to control copies of a work, and what rights others have in the work are distant secondary.

And every time you've written that, you've been entirely, 100% wrong. Copyright is not a common-law right; it is not a natural right; it is not designed to reward the fruits of authors' labors; the rights of the author are secondary to the rights of the public.

Congress and the Supreme Court have repeatedly made this very, very clear:
That an author at common law has a property in his manuscript, and may obtain redress against anyone who deprives him of it or by obtaining a copy endeavors to realize a profit by its publication cannot be doubted, but this is a very different right from that which asserts a perpetual and exclusive property in the future publication of the work after the author shall have published it to the world.

The argument that a literary man is as much entitled to the product of his labor as any other member of society cannot be controverted. And the answer is that he realizes this product in the sale of his works when first published.[...]

Congress, then, by this act, instead of sanctioning an existing right, as contended for, created it.
- Wheaton v. Peters
The enactment of copyright legislation by Congress under the terms of the Constitution is not based upon any natural right that the author has in his writings, for the Supreme Court has held that such rights as he has are purely statutory rights, but upon the ground that the welfare of the public will be served and progress of science and useful arts will [be] promoted by securing to authors for limited periods the exclusive rights to their writings. The Constitution does not establish copyrights, but provides that Congress shall have the power to grant such rights if it thinks best. Not primarily for the benefit of the author, but primarily for the benefit of the public, such rights are given. Not that any particular class of citizens, however worthy, may benefit, but because the policy is believed to be for the benefit of the great body of people, in that it will stimulate writing and invention, to give some bonus to authors and inventors.
- House Report on the Copyright Act of 1909
The sole interest of the United States and the primary object in conferring the monopoly lie in the general benefits derived by the public from the labors of authors.
- Fox Film Corp. v. Doyal
The copyright law, like the patent statutes, makes reward to the owner a secondary consideration.
- U.S. v. Paramount
The primary objective of copyright is not to reward the labor of authors, but "[t]o promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts."
- Feist v. Rural
The limited scope of the copyright holder's statutory monopoly, like the limited copyright duration required by the Constitution, reflects a balance of competing claims upon the public interest: Creative work is to be encouraged and rewarded, but private motivation must ultimately serve the cause of promoting broad public availability of literature, music, and the other arts. The immediate effect of our copyright law is to secure a fair return for an "author's" creative labor. But the ultimate aim is, by this incentive, to stimulate artistic creativity for the general public good.
- Twentieth Century Music Corp. v. Aiken
The monopoly privileges that Congress may authorize are neither unlimited nor primarily designed to provide a special private benefit. Rather, the limited grant is a means by which an important public purpose may be achieved.
- Sony Corp. v. Universal City Studios

Don't you get tired of saying things that you know are wrong?

(Answer: apparently not.)

Up next, we've got a comment from our post discussing the rules of image manipulation and when a derivative work becomes an original creation. One commenter proposed that the standard should be the original creator's ability to recognize the new work, but an anonymous commenter laid out the many reasons that's a bad idea:

Several problems with that idea.

First is that it turns "the first creator" into the judge, which not only makes the judicial system irrelevant, but also places the adjudication in the hands of someone who, not only has a vested interest in the case, but is also the aggrieved party. That is a huge no-no.

Second, the first creator may not even be the one who holds the copyright on the original creation, if said copyright has been transferred to another party. In the case of music, we have seen numerous examples where the musicians themselves are perfectly fine with their work being manipulated, but their labels, who hold the copyright, are not.

Third, every "first creator" will have a different standard for when they consider a work not manipulated enough. Some will consider any use of their work to be infringing, regardless of how close to the original the new work sounds or looks. In effect, this results in a widely inconsistent standard that is impossible to determine until after the new work has been produced. It's the same problem as fair use: it's only a defense, and doesn't prevent someone from being lawsuit-happy.

Forth, even if it's not recognizable to the first creator (or copyright holder), another party may inform said creator that, in the opinion of that second party, the work is not manipulated enough. This could change the viewpoint of the first creator, especially if they stand to gain financially from following along with the second party.

Fifth, nothing's stopping the first creator from claiming that another work is a manipulation of their work, even if the two only share vague similarities and the second work had nothing to do with the first.

In short, your definition is too vague, undermines the judicial system, and would cause unacceptable chilling effects on artistic expression.

On the funny side, first place comes from our post about Congress rolling back insider trading rules for itself. JWW had a unique reaction:

Your post is so cynical....

Here we have a supreme example of overwhelming bipartisanship and all you can do is whine and complain....

For second place, we head to our post about a San Diego cop who's worried about cellphones that are actually guns. An anonymous commenter racked up lots of votes with one of the world's all-time classic movie references:

I know what you’re thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Samsung, the most powerful cell phone in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya, punk?

For editor's choice on the funny side, we'll start out by heading to this week's cringe-humor post: Bob Goodlatte's awkward serenade from some Virginia songwriters. DOlz found it to be an effective anti-piracy tactic:

Ok
I promise never ever to pirate that song or listen to it again for that matter.

(If it weren't for the lyrics, I'd say it's kind of catchy — but the terrible message and the painfully awkward context overrides much chance it has of being enjoyable to anyone other than Bob Goodlatte.)

And finally, this post couldn't go by without mention of Mike Rogers' audacious statement that CISPA opponents are nothing but "14-year-olds in their basements". While most people on the internet were balking at his attitude and trying to correct him, one anonymous commenter realized that it probably wouldn't even matter if he was right, and offered up the best response of them all:

The Question is...
Are you smarter than a 14 year old, Mr. Rogers.

Not when it comes to that internet thing all the kids are talking about.

See you tomorrow, folks!



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    Anonymous Coward, Apr 21st, 2013 @ 1:38pm

    concerning the complete topic on copyright above, would someone like to explain to me why it is that, given all of the Supreme Court rulings and what copyright was introduced for and why it is still in force today,

    that the entertainment industries continue to abuse why copyright was introduced, how long it was supposed to last and who should benefit from it?

    why Congress does whatever it can think of to do to enable the entertainment industries to do the very opposite to what copyright was introduced for etc

    why anyone and everyone can be hit for breaking copyright when the whole aim of it was to benefit the public

    why anyone and everyone can be hit for breaking copyright EXCEPT those that sue so many of the public when they themselves break it?

    why there are no recriminations against those that break copyright EXCEPT THOSE that are members of the public?

    perhaps if there were equal hits, things would be better and there may be more respect, not only for copyright in general but also for those advocates of it. while those that claim copyright on something knowing full well that they have no claim, can get away scot free for the disruption and worse, why should there be any respect shown when copyright proper is broken?

     

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    MrWilson, Apr 21st, 2013 @ 1:42pm

    [Announcer voice] When last we left our anti-hero, OOTB, he just got his ass handed to him with actual citations of actual opinions from actual case history on the matter of copyright! How will he escape this dastardly plot?!? Will he ignore it and pretend he didn't see it? Will he revert to fourth grade counter-arguments, such as, "nuh uh!" Or will he heap more bullshit onto his molehill and try to argue his way out? Let's watch and find out...

    [Readies popcorn]

     

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    MrWilson, Apr 21st, 2013 @ 1:45pm

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    As far as laws are concerned, monied interests have lobbied with vast budgets and revolving doors to get laws made or remade in their favor.

    As far as lawsuits are concerned, monied interests have lawyered with vast budgets to get laws interpreted or reinterpreted in their favor.

    If you find a few billion dollars lying around, I'd encourage you to fight them on those two fronts.

     

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    jameshogg (profile), Apr 21st, 2013 @ 2:04pm

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    Slippery slope mentality.

    The latest extension of copyright lengths are never enough. No satisfaction is obtained in lobbyists' quests to extend copyright for ever and ever. "Life plus 50 years", "life plus 70 years", "life plus X years", "life plus afterlife". You give them an inch...

    This slippery slope mentality does not just exist with lobbyists, however. The urge to control our very own monopolies is within all of us, which is key to understand. Power corrupts all of us. People would rather surrender their rights of fruits of labour in regards to making derivative works if it means they can exert control. Disney, for example, knew fine well that their campaigns to push the copyright extensions would make themselves prisoners as they would no longer be able to benefit from expanding on public domain works... but they didn't care. They wanted control over the monopolies they already had instead of the rights to expand on other works like they had always been able to do. It was seen as a worthy sacrifice in order to preserve their "empire" and stop the spawning of 50 other Mickey Mouse theme parks. It tells you everything. Copyright is a form of control and power that can only exist according to law, so the law better have earned the right to exist.

    It has not, in my view. Copyright started out extremely limited, but as with all slippery slopes it gradually built up to something inexcusable.

    Copyright believers have got a lot of work to do in explaining how to stop this slippery slope. It is very much on par with why free expression of opinions must not be policed: as soon as an idea becomes even a TINY bit "offensive" and therefore forbidden, ALL ideas can suddenly become "way too offensive" with the same aim of censorship, whether it is from a dictatorial state or a religious mob.

    One of the only things I agree with copyright maximalists about is that nobody can possibly be in a good enough position to determine where the "balance" of copyright should lie, therefore there should be no balance at all (then my opponents take the insane route, and in some cases wish for the abolition of a Fair Use clause). What this observation taps into is a recognition of slippery slopes. However, copyright maximalists have no explanation as to how to protect the life, liberty and property of artists and everyone else, including derivative artists, while my faction of the copyright abolitionists does: assurance contracts through crowdfunding. A radical idea that I will not cease to hammer home until someone gives a good rational argument that falsifies it.

    I can guarantee you that the sooner copyright law becomes reformed in a balanced way, the better, because then when it starts becoming horribly unbalanced again it will give my side more historical proof of the need for a radical rethink. If cinemas, rock festivals, musicals and comedy gigs use assurance contracts well by crowdfunding ticket payers, it is not that much of a stretch to see how the same concept can be applied to the rights of artists.

     

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    Uriel-238 (profile), Apr 21st, 2013 @ 5:09pm

    Why, why, why?

    Two words: Regulatory Capture.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Apr 21st, 2013 @ 5:19pm

    I feel like every IP extremist I talk to is on crack. Is it just me?

     

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    Karl (profile), Apr 21st, 2013 @ 5:19pm

    Re:

    How will he escape this dastardly plot?!? Will he ignore it and pretend he didn't see it?

    Bingo. He ignored it, then kept repeating the exact same false assertions in other comments. Example:
    http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130418/15061722753/youtube-wins-yet-another-complete-vi ctory-over-viacom-court-mocks-viacoms-ridiculous-legal-theories.shtml#c845

    Obviously, the guy can't be reasoned with. Don't know why I bothered.

     

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    Anonymous Anonymous Coward, Apr 21st, 2013 @ 7:08pm

    Re: Vision

    "After reading your article I get important issue to be discussed"

    And that is?

    We can't discuss it with you if you don't tell us what is important!

     

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    That One Guy (profile), Apr 21st, 2013 @ 7:15pm

    Re: Vision

    Ah great, now the spam-bots are using engrish...

     

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    That One Guy (profile), Apr 21st, 2013 @ 7:30pm

    Re: Re:

    While it may not have done any good regarding him, your post does act as a very thorough rebuttal to the falsehood he was trying to pass off as fact, which is both good for those reading who are still deciding which side to go with in the copyright/IP fight, and acts as a handy little link that can be posted as a reply anytime someone starts going off on the same 'copyright is a natural/moral right' rot.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Apr 21st, 2013 @ 7:38pm

    Re:

    and if you want proof that IP extremists are on crack the following sentence speaks volumes.

    "When the degree of manipulation produces a result which is not recognizable by its first creator as being of their creation."

    http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130408/08031822622/when-is-image-manipulated-enough -to-become-original-creation.shtml#c29

    and this is considered good compared to the incoherent gibberish they used to post in the past. At least others can understand the message this time despite the ridiculous nature of it. I remember when IP extremists used to post sentences with terrible punctuation, grammar, spelling, capitalization, paragraphing, etc... and no one could even argue their point because no one knew what the heck they were trying to say. Now they're formulating coherent, though illogical, sentences, that's a huge improvement and I'm proud of them. Maybe one day they might even make a valid point. My suggestion to them is that if they get off the crack they are more likely to do so much sooner.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Apr 21st, 2013 @ 8:49pm

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    arent anti-heroes typically liked by the reader/viewer, tho they do bad things, not annoy the hell out of everyone

     

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    [citation needed or GTFO], Apr 21st, 2013 @ 10:32pm

    Re: Re:

    Exactly. He's more of a self-proclaimed antagonist of the site. Or a flunkie. A disposable one.

     

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    [citation needed or GTFO], Apr 21st, 2013 @ 10:37pm

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    Don't know why I bothered.

    Because reading something that actually makes sense with citations and factual information among their BS is like rising above a dark, stormy cloud cover and bursting into warm, soothing sunlight, allowing the sane to inhale fresh, clean oxygen, untainted with stupidity and egotistical self-delusions.

    We thank you.

     

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    special-interesting (profile), Apr 22nd, 2013 @ 12:04am

    That was a great legally oriented copyright discussion. The comprehension of law and the legal citations make the analysis rise above the average (like mine).

    It continues to remind me what copyright proponents have accomplished, over the years in the name of monopoly, with no legal basis whatsoever other than the allusion of author selfishness. Its truly amazing what corporate profit and control motives, natural bureaucratic expansion desires combined with a weak defense (we blinked?) of constitutional law, and cultural growth needs, can do.

    Reactionary,

    Thanks Karl for the rebuttal of a statement that many a misinformed person might spout in ignorance of the law and history of copyright. Such totally wrong misunderstandings are common and its always good to see in-depth rational thought articulated so well.

    For any who pay attention to subtle things like the difference between what one says and does its funny despite the serious bad things that may be perpetrated. (sick humor)

    Its a common occurrence that when any newly elected official enters office that they 'take for granted' the current legislative and special interest groups as normal, acceptable or worse even good. Such are the dangers of accepting information from biased sources.


    AC. It does seem that copyright proponents are on hyper drugs. Crack would be a logical suspicion since the incoherence of their logical and legal arguments don't make sense.

     

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    That One Guy (profile), Apr 22nd, 2013 @ 12:40am

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    It's not too surprising when you think about it.

    Consider:

    -On the one hand you have a group needs regular fixes, and tends to get angry if they are denied them.
    -They are often in denial about how healthy their 'fix' is for them, insisting that there is nothing wrong with it, and that everyone else is wrong for suggesting that they might want to cut back.
    -When confronted by those that want to limit or take away their fix, they tend to act both irrationally and violently, lashing out at everyone around them.
    -Finally, they also tend to be very paranoid, always thinking that everyone else is after their stuff.

    And then on the other hand you have the crack addicts, who share many similarities with the first group, but tend to be on the lower end of the income spectrum rather than the high end.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Apr 22nd, 2013 @ 3:10am

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    It's worth saving this response from Karl so it can be posted each and every time the shills claim that everyone else is wrong.

     

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    davnel, Apr 22nd, 2013 @ 5:29am

    Patents and Copyrights

    The Constitution says (Article I, Section 8,

    "The Congress shall have the power..To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing
    for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive
    Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries.

    Emphasis added.
    Note the article says "to Authors and Inventors". Nowhere does it say "to Authors and Inventors and anyone who pays them."

    This privilege is to be granted to the ORIGINAL creator ONLY, not some third-party. The whole concept that a patent or copyright is property that can be bought and sold like a used lawnmower is insane, and the basis of 99% of our problems with them.

    Yes, patents and copyrights should be able to be assigned or licensed, but the original creator retains control. If disputes arise between the creator and his assignees or licensees, or a third party, that is a matter of contract or Tort law. In any event, the patent or copyright is not property, and should only be granted for a short period of time.

     

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