Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt
from the vote-'em-up dept
There is a reason why I do not release code anymore and am reluctant to even help others out on message boards. I'm a decent developer, I've never been great on prettiness but when it comes to security fuggedaboutit. I've been threatened with patent litigation before and it is not a pleasant process. When I was in grad school I had the resources of a major U.S. university to help. Their pack of rabid lawyers outmatched the trolls', but the sad reality is that the amount of money, time, and energy expended was wayyyy more than was warranted for the little piss-ant project that I was working on.If only policy makers and judges would read stories like this one.
If you give a group of engineers a problem and each one of them comes up with a similar solution guess what...it's not that damned novel! Creators (artistic and technological) need to realize that they are not special little snowflakes and not every idea that comes out of their minds is unique and amazing.
Coming in second was a short comment from rw, in response to the IFPI's suggested plan of forcing Google to put "red lights" next to search results for sites that the industry claims "support infringement." rw points out that this might backfire on the industry:
I think they should do it. That way we know which sites they don't want us to go to so we can get to those same sites faster.There were lots of really good insightful comments this week which got a lot of votes, but I narrowed the list down to three picks for editor's choice. First up, we have HothMonster pointing out something very fundamental in explaining when using "free" works as a part of a business model:
The caveat is, free only helps sales if your product is good.Then we have a knowledgeable Anonymous Coward explaining why the court order in the UK for BT to block Usenet provider Newzbin2 is pointless:
The AC thats gonna come in here calling us all freetards is mad because his content was shit so no one ever wanted to pay for it. But he overvalues it, so he will never get it
Of course attempts to dismantle Usenet failed: we designed it precisely to resist such approaches.Finally, it's a comment from another Anonymous Coward, explaining how he went from being a recording industry supporter to something else entirely:
Usenet was (and remains) the largest and most successful experiment in mass communication ever. (This is not to say that it doesn't have issues -- clearly, it is, and the largest of these is abuse, particularly spam.) And there are quite a few services which index it, search it, collate it, archive it -- including Google. It will be interesting to see if this ruling is extended to them.
But in the end, it won't matter. We simply won't allow Usenet to be shut down. If necessary, we'll tunnel it, encrypt it, whatever it takes to sustain no matter what any mere court says. Usenet is far more important than the entire content industry combined, and is certainly run by far more intelligent and clever people. We will always win in the end.
So if the entertainment industry wants to pointlessly expend its resources in this failure: by all means. It will reduce those available to take on other targets
At this point back in 2001, I had a music collection of about 1600 albums. I'd been buying about 100+ albums a year (2 a week on average) for about 15 years. At the time I was a very strong supporter of the RIAA's position on file sharing and copyright issues.And, now over to the Funny side, where el_segfaulto wins the gold as well (nice week, dude!). This time, it's for his comment explaining how he learned that copying was stealing:
But then Sept 11th happened and I was out of work for three months. Not only did I end up selling most of my cassette (about 850ish) to help make ends meet, but it allowed me a lot of time to do a lot of reading.
Slowly, over the period of a year or so, I began to see the logical fallacies (if not outright lies) of most of the RIAA's arguments and often dishonest business dealings (Sound Exchange, for example, gets to collect money for artist - even if those artists don't want them to - and they get to keep the money unless an artist has a membership, which basically means cutting them a percentage of your money - whether you want to or not - or they get to keep all of it. And THAT is EXACTLY what the copyright clause was intended to prevent).
I've gone from being a strong supporter of the recording industry to one of their biggest critics. I've also gone from being a good customer (2 albums a week) to not having bought a single major label album new (I still get some from secondhand stores occasionally) since mid-2004. The vast majority of the music I've picked up in the last 7 years either comes directly from the artists/bands themselves or independent marketplaces like eMusic (or it did until the major labels bought into it and pretty much ruined it).
And none of the loss of business has anything to do with file sharing.
I hate agreeing with ACs but I have a story that will help. A few days ago I was hiking in my beloved Sierra Nevada mountains outside of Lake Tahoe. I saw a beautiful snow-capped peak just to my left. I harmlessly thought that I'd take a picture of it. Well I snapped my photo and wouldn't you know it, the entire damned thing disappeared!Coming in second place was Prisoner 201, discussing questions about the arrest in the UK of someone that the police insist is the spokesperson for LulzSec, but who others are less sure is the right guy. Prisoner 201 settled the matter conclusively:
A park ranger came up to me demanding to know what had happened. I told him that I had taken a picture of the mountain. No sooner had I uttered those words than a fleet of black helicopters descended on our location. An engineer jumped out of the first one, grabbed my camera, and proceeded to pull out all of the bytes one at a time with a very tiny set of tweezers.
It took most of the weekend, but the mountain is now back to where it was (along with a couple of families camping in the mountains and a very confused black bear). The moral of the story is copying things, or even remembering them can be critically damaging to our planet, and thus our children.
And won't somebody please think of the children?
They have an IP address.On the editor's choice list, we've got an Anonymous Coward responding to the news that the Associated Press doesn't know its Farenheit from its Celsius, declaring 100 degree temperatures to be literally near the "boiling point." The AC pointed out how this proves something else:
Of course they have the right guy
I guess the Hot News Doctrine works after all - I haven't see this story reported anywhere else!Nicely done. And, last but not least, we've got another Anonymous Coward responding to new research claiming that time travel is impossible. The AC explains why any physicist should always say this:
Saying time travel is impossible is a really safe bet. If it turns out time travel is possible, they can always go back in time and change their statement.I think that "Peer review that shit, I win," may become my new catchphrase... so thanks for that! In the meantime, another week has begun, and I'm sure we'll have plenty to talk about this week. I keep waiting for one of those "slow news days" that critics in the comments talk about, but haven't found one yet...
But since they haven't changed their statement then that means time travel is impossible.
Peer review that shit, I win