Making Sure Your Ass Is Covered
from the the-offense-of-defense dept
Your dangerous ass
Point that thing away from me
Too many lawyers
Filed Under: covering your ass, eulas, legal
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Comments on “Making Sure Your Ass Is Covered”
Now THIS is my kind of humor….
Love,
Captain Penis-Joke….
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… can’t beat a good joke about a ginger minge…
Yesssssss haiku
I P redefined
to be Intellectual
and Posterior
Now that’s an ass you don’t want to **** with.
No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!
You’re not intellectuals.
I feel a new crunk song coming on…
CYAPE
Cover Your Ass in Plastic Explosives… Just don’t fart!
No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!
Yes, intellectuals never deign to laugh at lowbrow humor. They consistently keep their noses high and pinkies out.
Snob.
No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!
Ta! And we shan’t read Shakespeare or The Golden Ass either. *shrugs daintily* ah well, Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre!
No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!
No wonder you don’t like Techdirt. You’re not dirty!
No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!
We don’t like imaginary property because we are not imaginary.
No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!
Epic
No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!
That’s still an open question.
I haven’t yet ruled out that I’m not a dreaming butterfly.
Nina, you continue to sink. Too much time, indeed.
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You post snide comments on a web blog to someone you don’t even know and you say she is the one with too much time?
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My comment took 30 seconds. She probably wasted days to come up with the toon.
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And have you created anything lately?
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Me yes, do you want the answers to two of the great questions of all time??
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Not counting the time you spend hanging around here, waiting for someone to post something you dislike, just so you can take 30 seconds to post a “Yur st00pid” comment. And the time you take to respond to whoever is dumb enough to feed you (oops).
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“you continue to sink. Too much time, indeed.”
No, U
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Yup, I create every day, thanks. I just don’t need to come onto this site and try to prove it, nor do I have to swing from the trees to crow about it.
I don’t have an axe to grind, but I am happy to take Nina’s axe and grind it back at her.
No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!
I haven’t yet ruled out that I’m not a dreaming butterfly.
your dreams are real. your exclusive right to sell them is not.
Covering your ass
Ah, the bliss of ignorance.
At one time, it was the mailman – bringing bills you didn’t want to pay. You didn’t mind the people demanding payment, but that “G*d D**n mailman!!!” –
Then it was doctors, telling you that you were really sick (and tactfully not pointing out that you brought it on yourself with self-indulgence!) – G*d D**n doctors!
Now it is lawyers, INSTRUCTED by their clients to boilerplate their agreements – G*d D**n lawyers!
No wonder the guilty have so little to fear; after all, it is really the G*d D**n cops, isn’t it?