Thin Skin: SMS Political Jokes In Pakistan Can Get You 14 Years In Jail
from the can't-take-a-joke? dept
It would appear that the typical late-night TV comedian in the US would face serious jailtime in Pakistan, were he based there. MK alerts us that President Asif Ali Zardari of Pakistan is so annoyed by people passing around jokes about him via SMS that the gov't has started threatening to charge people for passing around such jokes, as "slandering the political leadership of the country" under a vaguely worded Cyber Crimes law, that could lead to 14 years in jail. It seems that should only lead to more jokes. How does one get to be a political leader with such a thin skin?






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Explanation:
Step 1: Marry a oft-investigated politician, Bhutto.
Step 2: Get arrested and thrown in jail twice for what commonly considered to be purely political reasons.
Step 3: Get politician wife blown the hell up. For extra assurance of thin skinnedness, make sure this explosion is shown in creepy cell phone camera phone to a bunch of white people across the globe half a million times, where they watch it like a snuff film.
Step 4: Be diagnosed with memory impairment due to torture while imprisoned
Step 5: Pledge friendship and your first official relationship with crazy ass China, reigning champs of the "no one can say anything bad about us because it reewy, reewy hurts our feelings" governmental league.
Ta-daaa! Thin Skin!
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Not thin skin
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entire point of becoming a political leader
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Not that shocking in context
I'm not in any way defending this law, just saying that it deserves a more serious analysis than "Pakistan is made of doofuses."
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By killing all your opposition.
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Re. posting to Pakistani twitters
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A joke...
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Step 7: Profit!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Step 7: Profit!"
.....Bravo
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Ask Sarah Palin. She apparently figured it out.
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Dedicate a website
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