Lawyers Work Hard To Protect Us From Grand Theft Auto's Hot Coffee Mod. Your Cut? $5.
from the grand-theft-lawyer dept
Over two years ago, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas got into a bit of hot water over the "Hot Coffee" mod that allowed players to unlock a hidden mini-game that would then show characters engaging in (gasp!) consensual sex. Considering that the rest of the game was completely awash in acts of violence, which garnered it the appropriate "M" rating, all of the hubbub that arose over the mod seemed overblown, ultimately culminating in a class-action lawsuit against the game's publisher, Take-Two. Consumerist points to the recently released details of the settlement. What do you get? $5, if you don't have the receipt for the game -- for those that are more diligent about filing away their 2 year old video game receipts, $35. The lawyers' take? A cool million. In any case, here's some free advice for the much-anticipated next release in the Grand Theft Auto series, avoid lawsuits and don't hide the sex in the game this time.






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It makes me want to jump on Ebay now and find a version 1.0 of GTA. I still fail to see how you can claim 'damages' when you had to go out of your way to get to the content.
It's like me suing a retail store because I tripped on a rug, when I went out of my way to walk on a rug in a back storage room..
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They can keep my $35
The thing that really gets me, is its fine that the game lets you pick up a hooker, watch the car shake as your health goes up and you cash goes down, then get out and beat the girl with a bat (or any of the other weapons in the game), and take your cash back. But its wrong to show a little graphic nudity.
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On another matter, you are lucky I have a sense of humor and find you distracting. Otherwise, I would not be amused!!!! UNCLE already. It is really over the top.
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exactly, have the sexual parts out there in the open.
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The lawyers' fees should be limited to one-third of the amount actually paid out by the defendant in the settlement. And coupons for future discounts don't count.
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Fucking Parasites
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Misleading?
DISCLAIMER: I'm horribly opposed to this atrocity ;)
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Way to go
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Weak Lawsuit - Ambulance Chasing Attorneys
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Litigation Industry
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All Attorneys = One level up on the food chain from the aforementioned.
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How are you ? i got your contact through some body and i think we can work out things without any problem.
I am the personal lawyer to Mr.Frank , a foreigner who used to work with an indeginous company here in Benin Here in after shall be referred to as my client.
On the 25th of December 2003,my client, his wife And their three children were lnvolved in Plain Crash accident at Benin International Airport ,as soon as the plain take off it got problem and fail into the Ocean , All occupants of the plain unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my clients extended relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful.
I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where these huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the BANK of Africa SA Benin where the deceased had an account valued at about[$5,586,000.00 dollars] has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the funds confiscated within the next ten official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over a year. Now I Seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at [$5,586,000.00 dollars] can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money 50% 50%.
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we shall make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Thanks and Best Regard.
Barr.Alex Gbanga.
E-mail:alexgbanga1@yahoo.com
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