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Searching For A Car With A Clean Title? Patented!
from the oh,-come-on dept
If you thought that the Supreme Court's Teleflex decision would have the Patent Office be a little more careful about awarding really obvious patents, apparently you'd be wrong. The EFF is highlighting a patent approved last week by the office. The patent was file by Carfax, and it basically describes the key element of Carfax's business: searching a database of used cars for ones with a clean title. Yes, that very thing is now patented. No, there's nothing even remotely new here. Basically, it's just a typical database search, but one that includes a flag for "clean title." Does this mean that any kind of specialty search is now patentable? With the recent news that location-based searches are patented as well, I imagine lots of other types of searches won't be far behind.
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Why not?
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Re: Why not?
get a government job then
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Ebay sued for "Buy it Now"?!
I'd like to see a column on this please:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19195883/
I don't understand how you can patent the "Buy it Now" feature. This is such garbage.
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Re: Ebay sued for "Buy it Now"?!
I think if you search the web, you will find lots of discussion of the eBay case. You should know that the case went to trial, eBay lost and now while MercExchange is in Federal Court trying to shut part of eBay down, the US Patent Office is working on cancelling the patent. Unfortunately for eBay, the law says that the patent is valid until the final appeal of any Patent Office cancellation decision. This is the same position that RIM found itself in last year and because that Judge made it clear he was not going to delay giving an injunction RIM wound up paying $612.5 Million for patents the Patent Office had said were invalid.
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Re: Ebay sued for "Buy it Now"?!
I'd like to see a column on this please: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19195883/
We've covered that case in plenty of detail. This is nothing new right now. Just waiting for the decision. Once that comes out, we'll see if it's worth commenting on.
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I just patented a search for "donkey porn"
Start sending me checks Mike!
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I'm patenting the search for "google". Yes I know this post is a waste of energy.
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My billion dollar plan!
I think I'll patent the circle! Everything made that is round will owe me $$! All those tires out there on cars, my idea! LOL
Sometimes I fear for the species...
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Re: My billion dollar plan!
I think someone in Australia already patented the wheel.
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I'll Be Rich!
I'm gonna patent the process of patent trolling. I'll sue all of the patent trolls and be filthy stinkin' rich!
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I'm gonna patent the process of patent trolling.
Edward Teach had prior art...
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My search patent
Be warned, I have filed a patent for location searching of my ho houses and "deluxe" massage parlors. Bring on your $$$.
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Re: Re: My billion dollar plan!
actually, i just filed a patent for a "torque driven cylindrical object attached, and configured with any number of objects, to any kind of moving, holding, or carrying device in which the coefficient of friction between said device and any surface area is great enough in which the rotational force acting against the friction causes the moving, holding, or carrying to device to undergo rectilinear displacement."
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Sounds like you filed for something similar to my already patented hexagonal rotational surface compression device.
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Sounds like you filed for something similar to my already patented hexagonal rotational surface compression device.
You'll probably get him under the doctrine of equivalents.
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I've patented "a rapid, persistent exothermic oxidation of a combustible substance that releases heat and light and is accompanied by flame and sometimes smoke".
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And for my next patent,
searching the drawers for a clean pair of underwear!
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Hope for people with bad google records
Now they can just patent searches for their names and sue prospective employers as needed. What a great system.
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o_O
Patent system broken.
It seems like there's another USPTO story every day.
My head hurts.
So, who gets to play savior in this techmelodrama?
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