That Fire Alarm Is False, But Hey, Speaking Of Fires, You're Fired
from the people-skills dept
It's always a good Friday when you find out the company you work for is going under. But what can make those days really great is the caring and sensitive manner in which the company lets you know. For instance, in 2003, a British company told its 2,400 employees that the company was shutting and they wouldn't get paid any more via text message. Today, a department store in England gave its 140 employees the news that they're going to be out of a job in two weeks by pulling the fire alarm to clear the store of shoppers and to gather staff in one location -- the point where they're supposed to meet up in case of fire. The administrators brought in to try and salvage the store's broke owners say "the most efficient and practical method of informing their colleagues of this business development was by using the fire alarm", and they wanted staff to find out from them before word was made public. Efficient and practical, indeed -- not to mention completely crass and obnoxious. Perhaps we can take some solace in the fact that these nice folks didn't actually burn the place down instead.






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Illegal
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alarming situation
After ripping off a movie for the concept of a 'You'r fired' alarm,
I wonder if the owners foresaw the possibility of 140 fire alarm calls
to their private residences at 2 am in the near future.
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this explains it....
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Re: Illegal
However here in WA you get fined for it if the fire department comes out and lo-and-behold there's no fire.
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It's been done
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Do you have a citation for that story about NYC?
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Re: Illegal
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Closed for Business
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Re: Re: Illegal
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Re: Jim Beam
In NYC under Guiliani, they faked a fire alarm to clear out a firehouse that they wanted to close down permanently. While the guys were out in the trucks, they locked it up
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He will not post a citation for it because it didn't
happen, he just has an axe to grind with guilani, and
or is a Billary fan.
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drills and testing are common, WFR - not
We were constantly in contact with the service, because of accidents (cracked sprinkler heads) or because our insurance company required flow testing/system integrity checks/monitoring...
In the event of a "no call," the fire department will respond, and will charge you for the incident. If false alarms becomes a frequent nuisance, they will fine you as well.
Standard practices and all, except for the Work Force Reductions... (then again, maybe not)
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Lawsuit...
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Re: Illegal
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your fired!
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Re: Re: Jim Beam by Machavelli
While the incident may just be an urban legend, it's also possible that what Jim said did happen and did not, for obvious reasons, receive a lot of publicity.
Oh, and if you are going to use Machiavelli's name, at least learn how to spell it.
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Re: Re: Re: Jim Beam by Machavelli
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"We're changing formats on Monday morning, you're being let go." Contract buyouts and such were delivered the following morning.
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rotflmao!
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Re: It's been done
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Jim Beam by Machavelli
I'm sure that when you dial 911 and expect a fire truck to magically appear in your driveway with a hose to put out the fire. Do you know any lazy firefighters, except for that lard-assed Tenny Pierce, aka Snausage Breath, from the LAFD?
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Re: Closed for Business
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got fired? talk to us
this is a website for the world to complain ANONYMOUSLY about their bosses and colleagues!! come and have an anonymous vent- it will make you feel so much better! or move to australia and find a cool casual job with us
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Re: got fired? talk to us
Your paying for the moving correct? Please tell me so. :-(
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Are You Free, Mr. Granger?
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irony
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