FCC Chairman Yuks Up His Policy Positions
from the it's-not-funny-'cause-it's-true dept
FCC Chairman Kevin Martin appeared at an FCC Bar Association event this week, cracking all sorts of jokes (via Broadband Reports) about the workings of the FCC, his policy positions, and criticism that he's overly friendly to telcos. Perhaps it's nice that the guy can make fun of himself and his fellow commissioners, but some of his jokes sound a little too realistic to really be very funny. For instance, Martin said this was the FCC's new answering machine message: "Hi, you've reached the FCC. If this is AT&T, please press one for our merger approval hotline. If you're calling from a Vonage phone, please hang up and dial from a Verizon phone. If this is the cable industry and you're calling about a waiver, your call is very important to us [extended pause] goodbye." When you consider Martin's power in the industry, and how his views on all these issues determine the level (or lack) of competition in the industry, it's hard to find jokes like that funny. Perhaps Martin and the lawyers he spoke to are laughing, but the poor service, high prices and lack of competition in several of the markets he oversees really aren't too amusing.
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FCC is a joke
If you live in Louisiana thank Senator John Breaux for gutting the Telecommunication Act of 1992.
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I agree. Martin is the next Bill Hicks. Making light of dysfunctional telecom policy and the death of phone company competitors is like nectar from the funny bone gods.
I wish he had done his "I'm an ethically compromised paid AT&T tool" bit. I love that one. The props and costumes are "teh awesome."
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Really funny
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Techdirt, too Sirius
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Oh Yeah ?
To go to the heart of the current problems our country is facing is to examine the comments of FCC Chairman Kevin Martin.
There needs to be a moratorium on this revolving door to protect our interests as citizens of this country, after all, it is our tax dollars paying this corrupt mercenary to protect we the people from monopolistic business practices.
As to the humor ?
Guess the joke is on us, the taxpayer and consumer.
Ha Ha, Hee Hee, Ho Ho.
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Re: Techdirt, too Sirius
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