This Holiday Season, All I Want Is A Package That Opens Easily
from the please-please-pretty-pretty-please dept
Along with the holiday shopping season, we've also got the growing fear of people dreading opening those annoyingly difficult plastic "blister packs" that way too many products come in these days. It's tough to find anyone who likes them... other than stores. Retailers claim that it helps cut down on theft, and keeps products fresh and new, but the frustration level of people trying to open the damn things is reaching dangerous levels. Apparently, thousands of people end up at the emergency room each year with "injuries from plastic packaging" according to the Consumer Product Safety Commission. So, this holiday season, if you absolutely must buy anyone anything that comes in an impossible to open plastic clamshell, please be careful trying to open it. We'd recommend that you get one of the new device made especially for opening them, but they're apparently sold out in most places, and even if you found one... they apparently come sealed in plastic themselves.






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or better yet
b) open up the package yourself and repackage it in a shoebox and put the original plastic in there too, just so they'll know you care.
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Re: or better yet
"Great seller - even opens your packages so you don't hurt yourself. "
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Wire cutters and tin snips
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Its easy, and fairly safe as the force needed to cut a layer of plastic is significantly less that that needed to cut a layer of plastic, a layer of cardboard, and a layer of palstic (the back side if you got lost).
It takes seconds, and is what i do... *shifty eyes*
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Yes Wade
They must YouTube how to open a plastic package. Or maybe one of you techdirt posters when you get time could YouTube how to steal the shit in the store and how to open the packages.
Even with a good pair of scissors I'm still ten minutes away from opening the gd package. Not to mention what that would look like in a landfill 500 years from now. SAME AS BOUGHT lol
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I'll second that. They seem the safest option for the really heavy clamshells. You can use a utility knife but they can slip.
I tried one of those special OpenX clamshell openers. The blades weren't sharp enough and the spring loaded starter cutter is hard to use and seems dangerous they way it pops out the bottom. Check out the photo from the "myopenx" dot com website, you can see the blade over the model's hand :-
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Its safe because there is very little force needed to start the cutting, unlike trying to make your own starting hole in the plastic or trying to trim the edges with any "magic super death opener 3000" device.
Remember, always cut away from your body and if you manage to end up in a hospital because of a blister pack... you're probably lucky to have made it this far in life anyway.
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tools
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http://www.northerntool.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_6970_200305417_200305417
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this is tech news?
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i hate those things
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@9
Fave method = straight-edge medical scalpels or hand-sharpened pen knives.
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Re: tools
The best answer I've found to date is a good pair of trauma sheers. Not quite a hot knife through butter, but they make pretty quick work of blister packs.
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The AARP!
Obviously their membership is going to have a hard time with these products, and the AARP lobby has the power to do it.
My worst recent experience was with controllers, wireless adapter, and chargers for XBox. Argh.
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????
I agree that perhaps they could be replaced with easier-opening packaging, but I also maintain the opinion that everyone should be able to operate simple tools (knife/box cutter/scissors/etc.) without hurting themselves.
It's not just the packaging issue, folks, we all need to be competent at everyday tasks in general. Repeat after me, "Personal Responsibility, Personal Responsibility..."
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BS. If a majority of people are having a problem with these packages then they are poorly designed. You can't change people but you can change the design. Working around the way people **actually** think and use things is the hallmark of good design. Blaming the the public at large for the failings of a bad product is the hallmark of a bad designer.
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Re: ????
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Arent blister packs made of plastic?
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Blister Packs ?? Try opening a Barbie
They sew her hair to the cardboard and then still need about a hundred twist ties to hold her into the box.
SnowDog
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Wusses.
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Class action lawsuit...
As far as theft goes, I don't see how this would stop anyone. With 5 seconds and a razor blade, you can get them open.... And they are almost always around sub-$20 packaging, not the most attractive things for thieves.
I think the real reason for them is that stores will only take returns if "the packing is intact". Blister packs pretty much make that impossible and thus eliminate the cost of returns on cheap, low margin items.....
Chris.
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I wear a leatherman tool at all (daytime) times
A bit of effort keeps the blade sharp and I find those blister packs don't resist a good blade very well at all.
Still, the waste involved in that kind of packaging is frustrating. The only thing worse, is the way Mattel packages Barbie dolls. I have daughters and -- omfg, that is the most insanely overpackaged product I have ever seen.
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Or, drop one of the latter two, hold the thing in your lap and improve the gene pool.
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Re: I wear a leatherman tool at all (daytime) time
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Re: Wusses.
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Re: A Package That Opens Easily
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All part of the fun....
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It depends on the tools you have to hand...
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Power Tools
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Plastic Clam Shells
Plastic clam shell packaging is easy to open with the proper "tools".
Anyone that has a kitchen has a sharp knife and many have a utility knife or box cutter. If the item in the clam shell is placed on a stable surface it can easilly be opened by using a sharp knife by cutting around the product or just inside of the seal of the clamshell packaging.
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Or better yet one of them new fangled pocket knives that uses a razor for the blade.
insert point at the thinnest part of the plastic ( where it's molded around the product) follow the outline. no problem.
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ummm....STOP
Ummm, piss off
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Not that I'm the least bit proud of what I did but the idea that blister packs make it harder to steal is ridiculous.
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Tools not always availible.
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Re: Plastic Clam Shells
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evolution...
For my daughters I just take all of the stuff out of the plastic and put them in boxes. It's easier to wrap, makes for fast cleanup on Christmas day (a lot of the trash is already in the dumpster), and as noted earlier, doesn't detract from the "magic" of ripping open the package.
One other thing it does is to make sure that parts don't get missing. The thing I hate is when they hide AC Adapters or other stuff in those cardboard folds. If you are not looking for them, or carefully examine the post-mortem of the clam shell, you can miss some smaller components.
For opening them, I have a $10.00 pair of "medical scissors" that can cut through it like paper (also can cut sheet metal just as easy).
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vertical smokers
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