We're Gonna Need Some Of Fido's DNA

from the next-time-on-paw-and-border-(collie) dept

Frustrated after local authorities couldn't prove that a neighbor's dog had killed her cat, a Virginia woman had the dog's DNA privately tested. Though the lab that did the testing said the dog was connected to the cat's death, officials refused to act on the information since there were no witnesses. The dog's name? Lucky, of course. No word on whether his alibi of being home alone at the time of the incident checks out.

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    Rikko, Jan 24th, 2006 @ 1:09pm

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    Er, what?

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    No Subject Given

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    Inspector Clouseau, Jan 24th, 2006 @ 1:52pm

    But madam, that is not my dog.

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    Dumb dog owner!

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    Tyshaun, Jan 24th, 2006 @ 2:09pm

    The questions gotta be, why was the owner of the dog STUPID enough to give samples of the fur and saliva to the lady for testing!

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    Re: Dumb dog owner!

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    stephen pray, Jan 24th, 2006 @ 2:24pm

    Do you suppose she may have filched fur and saliva? or, god forbid, a sample of semem? oh my.. Quick, call the Uh-oh Squad.

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    Re: Dumb dog owner!

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    stephen pray, Jan 24th, 2006 @ 2:25pm

    Do you suppose she may have filched fur and saliva? or, god forbid, a sample of semen? oh my.. Quick, call the Uh-oh Squad.

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    Re: Dumb dog owner!

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    Anonymous Coward, Jan 24th, 2006 @ 3:52pm

    yay for double-posts and weird last names!

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    Re: Dumb dog owner!

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    stephen pray, Jan 24th, 2006 @ 5:57pm

    if i had a dog id send him over to piss in your flower bed, asshole. and u could have a sample of his dna when he got done humping yer leg.

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    No Subject Given

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    Anonymous Coward, Jan 25th, 2006 @ 4:30am

    Wow, so that's what happens when your neighborhood crazy cat lady has money to burn.

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