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   puns

   

   Anonymous Coward, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 9:39am

   
   

   puns puns puns PUNS PUNS TOO MANY PUNS AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
   
   
   

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   Re: puns

   

   Anyomous_alabama, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 9:50am

   
   

   Thats TOO many puns for Friday the 13th. Its just not good karma.

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   awesome!

   

   yoyo, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 10:03am

   
   

   so now when i pee on my phone, no one will complain of the smell! its POWER!!

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   Gunpowder

   

   Not Dorpus, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 10:10am

   
   

   It’s that how they came up with gunpowder (i.e. Saltpeter), many moons ago – pissing on manure?

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   The Matrix

   

   Cary, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 10:18am

   
   

   We really could be batteries!!! Had any Deja Vu lately?

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   Re: puns

   

   groan, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 10:18am

   
   

   Please post these to your sister site, pundirt.com--kthanx

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   Re: Gunpowder

   

   ZOMG CENSORED, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 10:21am

   
   

   Gun powder & batteries... Everything needed to wage a decent war can be found within your bladder.

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   Food?

   

   Joe snuffy, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 10:31am

   
   

   I'm still waiting for urinal cakes to actually taste like cake :(

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   woah

   

   Anonymous Coward, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 10:52am

   
   

   think of this: the first urine-powered porta-pottie, which harnesses the power of your urine to pump your waste into a seperate holding tank, preventing all those funky smells in the john!!!

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    Sree, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 10:59am

    
    

    what will they think of next???
    computers that run on pee???

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    I'm just recharging it!

    

    Anonymous Coward, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 11:07am

    
    

    Well, next time you drop your phone in the pisser you've got a good fallback excuse...

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    Re: No Subject Given

    

    B, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 11:09am

    
    

    The next design is a space ship that runs on pee. Just get ur pee on and cruise through space.

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    Peephone?

    

    Not Dorpus, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 11:10am

    
    

    Urinal phone anybody?
    
    A whole new meaning to “The call of nature”
    
    A whole new way of powering drunken phone calls at 3:00 AM
    

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    Re: Peephone?

    

    Anonymous Coward, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 11:32am

    
    

    nice.

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    It won't work...

    

    Posterlogo, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 12:12pm

    
    

    ...if you drink enough water to keep those ions diluted. You know the old saying... if it's yellow, charge the battery. If it's clear, flush it down.

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    Enter the Matrix

    

    Anonymous coward, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 12:27pm

    
    

    Based on the above startling scientific discovery and subsequent capitalization of this majorscientific advancement, the Wachowski brothers have decided to redo the Matrix. The new movie will use human unrination as the main power source for the "Source". Keaneu Reeves could not be reached for comment and has rumored to have been replaced by long time fetish Porn Star I.P. Daily.

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    Re: Food?

    

    ehrichweiss, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 12:43pm

    
    

    hehehe. A famous magician(among magicians anyway) by the name of Jay Sankey has a routine where he fakes eating one of those. He's a very sick human and whatever you do, don't make eye contact..hehe. Anyway, it's one of the best gags I've ever seen.

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    hell yea

    

    Justin Dale, Jan 13th, 2006 @ 4:02pm

    
    

    hmm makes sense considering urine is alot like the types of chemicals in batteries. now they just have to figure a way to power a car with it

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    Re: Enter the Matrix

    

    Sohrab, Jan 15th, 2006 @ 2:24am

    
    

    the huge matrix fan that I am, lmfao

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    stoned, May 7th, 2006 @ 10:59am

    
    

    i just farted

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