We Need A Computer To Tell Us Mona Lisa Is Happy?
from the this-story-is-42%-ridiculous dept
In some new research that is just begging for an Ignobel Award, some researchers had a computer program look at Mona Lisa to determine if she's happy. You'll all be thrilled (and I can tell you that without the aid of a computer) to know that, indeed, she is happy. 83% happy, in fact (while also 9% disgusted, 6% fearful and 2% angry). Who knew that emotions came in percentages? Of course, you might wonder if they took into account the research saying that different nationalities smile in different ways. Either way, can we take a step back (happily or not) and point out two things? (1) She's a painting. She's not a real person. She doesn't exist and has no emotion. (2) Since when do you need a computer program to look at someone and tell if they're happy? Okay, now that I've got that off my chest, I'm 32% happier, but still 7% perplexed.






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Precentages not degree, but degrees of belief
. Mona lisa is happy
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- Mona lisa is sad
Therefore, it is 80% certain that she is smiling, but there is some probability that she is Perplexed. etc.
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79% interested
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Where can I get one?
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Re: Where can I get one?
sorry...couldn't resist.
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Re: 79% interested
Any art/history/humanities majors out there know what the great mystery is/was all about?
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somewhat overzealous critique...
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Re: somewhat overzealous critique...
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Re: Precentages not degree, but degrees of belief
Is it then, just a coincedence that in this case, the degrees of belief all add up to 100%.
Or, I could just be wrong.
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100% amused
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Re: Precentages not degree, but degrees of belief
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Emotion recognition is very important!
If someone is angry and software can recognize this, particular colors, tones and keywords could be used to influence the person’s mood and ease their anger. Or if a person is depressed or unhappy, the software could adapt and try to find a way to help the individual feel better. All of the attempts to alter the mood of the individual could be tracked and measured also by real time processing of those persons emotional responses. Psychology teaches us that colors, sounds, wording, and vocabulary has a major impact on our moods.
Testing this kind of software on media that we know to be a display of a particular emotion, as smug as it may be, could really help test and ensure the software is able to read said emotions to a greater degree of accuracy.
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Re: Emotion recognition is very important!
Indeed. But, testing it against a painting seems fairly useless. There's simply no way to determine how accurate it is.
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Next...
Tommorow: are trees happy or sad?
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Re: Next...
Trees though... gotta be kinda miffed that they have to stand there for thier -whole- life. Kinda take the chipper outta me.
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ThEE OuT BUrsT!!! I GO OuT- POETIC
And... should we really..put all are... trust and hope in this science.. after all... science is always saying its right... then proving itself..that its wrong ...its true. I remember when people were excited about the lie detector test... and turns... to be faulty one. I have a friend who has passed a lie detector test on lying alone...what does that tell you... are bodies... are..too complex! Science alone cant...absolute the human emotion with "Yeeah..I am scientist...I know that I can detect your human emotion with my machine to the last digital percent.. ah doeey..ada da da."..Really..lets not play-ourselfs.......when science claims its right...with anything associated with complex matter and numbers..it always come back with a different number. You all been great..Thank You Thank You Very Much. Have a nice day.
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