Microsoft Granted Pizza Delivery Patent
from the this-is-patentable? dept
theodp writes "Thanks to Microsoft, just ordering a pizza can now constitute patent infringement. Microsoft, who's been publicly whining about low-quality patents, was granted a patent Tuesday for a Method and system for providing service listings in electronic yellow pages, which grants it a 17-year exclusive right to the process of including pizza joints not physically located in a search area in search results if they'll deliver a large pepperoni-with-extra-cheese within the search area. "
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Grrr
Please try integrity instead of sensationalism.
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PizzaCono Advert
Read the ad for 'PizzaCono' (pizza in a cone you can eat with one hand...")
I think the people who named this should have checked what 'cono' means in Spanish...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=co%F1o
Think about it.....
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Re: Grrr
First it’s pizza, then its phone service, then it’s bloody DMV records.
It's not "sensationalism", its "desensitization".
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Re: Grrr
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Again...
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Man....
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Re: Grrr
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No Subject Given
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Re: No Subject Given
Guess I was mistaken...
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Sun was doing this in Mt. View 20 years ago
Obvious and done, so why not patent it. that seems to be what the USPTO does these days. Useless till someone with real power gets hit by one of these silly patents and stops this somehow.
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I guess I am in for a fight Or I made a lot of $$$
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a patent on pizza yellow pages search for pizza re
See web archive
http://web.archive.org/web/19991012185003/http://pizza.net/
I guess we either are out of business or made a lot of money today ?????
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Sun was doing this in Mt. View 20 years ago
we have been providing pizza searchs since oct 1999
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we have been doing this since oct 1999
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Re: Grrr
Please Visit
Web Archive below
http://web.archive.org/web/19991012185003/http://pizza.net/
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wtf
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Re: Re: Grrr
It seems you want a world where nobody can patent processes. Fine, but your world does not have services either (I think you'll find what you are looking for northeast of Portland). For the rest of us, this stuff does not code itself up for free (Linux and Firefox have a quiver of patents as well).
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Re: Again...
Also, 'a computer on every desktop' was, in fact, the goal of microsoft in the 90's. Their current goal is, taking some liberties with language, to make operating systems and software invisible so you can focus on what you are doing (for example, posting comments on the internet.) So what they want is for you to get access to services without ever dealing with any of the stuff in the middle. Eg: if you want a pizza, you get a pizza.
This is also precisely what Google wants, FYI. Hope that helps.
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