Microsoft Granted Pizza Delivery Patent

from the this-is-patentable? dept

theodp writes "Thanks to Microsoft, just ordering a pizza can now constitute patent infringement. Microsoft, who's been publicly whining about low-quality patents, was granted a patent Tuesday for a Method and system for providing service listings in electronic yellow pages, which grants it a 17-year exclusive right to the process of including pizza joints not physically located in a search area in search results if they'll deliver a large pepperoni-with-extra-cheese within the search area. "

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  1.  

    and?

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    gates, Dec 7th, 2005 @ 8:00pm

    patents are products like everything else...

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    Grrr

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    Anonymous Coward, Dec 7th, 2005 @ 8:26pm

    It pisses me off when people make headlines like that. The headline implies that only Microsoft can deliver pizzas now and then the actual text says something completely different that has less than 1% chance of actually affecting me.

    Please try integrity instead of sensationalism.

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  3.  

    PizzaCono Advert

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    TechNoFear (profile), Dec 7th, 2005 @ 8:46pm

    LOL!
    Read the ad for 'PizzaCono' (pizza in a cone you can eat with one hand...")

    I think the people who named this should have checked what 'cono' means in Spanish...

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=co%F1o

    Think about it.....

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    Re: PizzaCono Advert

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    cono_luver, Dec 7th, 2005 @ 9:33pm

    lol, thats is great, i like the comments about the cono on UD. They are great!!!

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    Re: Grrr

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    Brian Woods, Dec 7th, 2005 @ 9:45pm

    Dude, they are doing this to piss off Google and other search engines that actually WORK! This will effect you in more ways than you realize.

    First it’s pizza, then its phone service, then it’s bloody DMV records.

    It's not "sensationalism", its "desensitization".

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    Re: Grrr

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    Anonymous Coward, Dec 7th, 2005 @ 9:47pm

    Someone has a sense of humor... even if it is mocking "The System"... and yes, it is.

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  7.  

    Again...

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    Microsoft Hater, Dec 7th, 2005 @ 10:04pm

    It's all part of Bill Gates' elaborate scheme to slowly take over the world. Microsoft already runs on like 95% of the worlds computers, what more can they possible want?!?!

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  8.  

    Man....

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    Starvingsmith, Dec 7th, 2005 @ 10:09pm

    what a bunch of jerks. Google needs to let them and AOL have each other.

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    Re: Grrr

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    Anonymous Coward, Dec 8th, 2005 @ 12:19am

    Yeah, I like to get the whole story by just scanning the headlines instead of actually reading the articles. How dare they!

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    No Subject Given

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    Anonymous Coward, Dec 8th, 2005 @ 6:07am

    I read the patent and aside from all the legalese garb, I am still at a loss. What did they invent? Nothing, to me it simply sounds like they are just adding information to a database to include regional businesses. Of course their logic is flawed, because their resoning assumes that all busineses would want to be listed on the net. I am sure that some of the mobile plumbers could care less about this. We all know that word of mouth sells better than anything else.

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    Re: No Subject Given

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    Spunky, Dec 8th, 2005 @ 6:23am

    Does it? I thought mass produced, heavily advertised crap sold best.

    Guess I was mistaken...

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  12.  

    Sun was doing this in Mt. View 20 years ago

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    pizza squirrel, Dec 9th, 2005 @ 3:45pm

    The local food outlets had order systems, and modems printing out orders at least in 1985 or so, and there was a demo system that would find a pizza joint based on various things, by doing a spiral search till it hit a match in the enclosed area nearly that long.

    Obvious and done, so why not patent it. that seems to be what the USPTO does these days. Useless till someone with real power gets hit by one of these silly patents and stops this somehow.

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    I guess I am in for a fight Or I made a lot of $$$

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    Adam Reiser, Dec 12th, 2005 @ 5:42pm

    we have been providing pizza zip code search online since Oct 12 1999 See web archive below http://web.archive.org/web/19991012185003/http://pizza.net/ Does anybody know a good patent attorney ?

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  14.  

    a patent on pizza yellow pages search for pizza re

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    Adam Reiser, Dec 12th, 2005 @ 5:46pm

    We have been providing online pizza searchs since October 1999

    See web archive
    http://web.archive.org/web/19991012185003/http://pizza.net/

    I guess we either are out of business or made a lot of money today ?????

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    Sun was doing this in Mt. View 20 years ago

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    Adam Reiser, Dec 12th, 2005 @ 5:56pm


    we have been providing pizza searchs since oct 1999

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    Re: PizzaCono Advert

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    Adam Reiser, Dec 12th, 2005 @ 5:57pm

    can you guys spread the word

    we have been doing this since oct 1999

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    Re: Grrr

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    Adam Reiser, Dec 12th, 2005 @ 5:59pm

    I guess us doing this online since oct 1999 does not matter at all.

    Please Visit
    Web Archive below

    http://web.archive.org/web/19991012185003/http://pizza.net/

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  18.  

    wtf

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    Nathan, Nov 5th, 2006 @ 4:36pm

    I was hoping for a windows live delivery or something.

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    Re: Re: Grrr

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    John, Sep 6th, 2008 @ 1:07pm

    It'll help you in a good way. Infrastructure like this is why there are cool things like search based pizza delivery. Google, MS, Yahoo, and the like can justify spending hundreds and thousands in salaries and infrastructure because they can get a patent.

    It seems you want a world where nobody can patent processes. Fine, but your world does not have services either (I think you'll find what you are looking for northeast of Portland). For the rest of us, this stuff does not code itself up for free (Linux and Firefox have a quiver of patents as well).

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  20.  

    Re: Again...

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    John Lewin, Sep 6th, 2008 @ 1:14pm

    Gates has stepped down from his role as chairman. I believe its Balmer you are hoping to chastise?

    Also, 'a computer on every desktop' was, in fact, the goal of microsoft in the 90's. Their current goal is, taking some liberties with language, to make operating systems and software invisible so you can focus on what you are doing (for example, posting comments on the internet.) So what they want is for you to get access to services without ever dealing with any of the stuff in the middle. Eg: if you want a pizza, you get a pizza.

    This is also precisely what Google wants, FYI. Hope that helps.

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