No Wonder The Net Is So Full Of Crap

from the how-long-you-gonna-be-in-there? dept

Maybe Microsoft's plans for the iLoo weren't so bad after all: a new survey on American internet use says that more than half of people that have used WiFi have used it in the bathroom. One of the people behind the survey says he thinks some people go in there to surf in privacy -- making you wonder exactly what they're looking at in there. Maybe this will be enough to get Microsoft to reverse itself again and restart the iLoo project, since evidently so many of us can't even use the toilet without checking our email.

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    No Subject Given

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    Jared Anderson, Dec 5th, 2005 @ 12:15pm

    Lol I like the title!

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    WHO?!

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    Some Guy, Dec 5th, 2005 @ 12:15pm

    Who would want to touch that keyboard?

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    interner and poopin'

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    whiteghetto, Dec 5th, 2005 @ 12:30pm

    I actually generally browse suicidegirls in the pooper. much better then the lame free maxim mags

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    Windows XPoo Pro...

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    Jerry H., Dec 5th, 2005 @ 12:33pm

    Some of my best work has been completed (and billed) whilst on the crapper.

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    Re: Windows XPoo Pro...

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    Jeremiah, Dec 5th, 2005 @ 2:02pm

    I recall a study from my Psych 101 days that mentioned a bowel movement coinciding with a release of neurotransmitter's in the brain, cascading to a momentary feeling of lightness and euphoria. These brain cocktails can foster creative thinking, so it stands to reason that, yes, indeed, one could get some serious creativity done while leaving a poop.

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    I poo with my laptop too!

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    fuzzmanmatt, Dec 6th, 2005 @ 1:08am

    I take my laptop into the can most of the time when I'm doing something and decide "I need to poo". It just makes sense!

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    Poker

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    Steve, Dec 6th, 2005 @ 5:29am

    Hate to fold pocket aces just because you need to use the john.

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    Me, Feb 25th, 2009 @ 3:23pm

    I was tila tequila online while i'm i poo right now!
    haha i'm fucking serious

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