Another Way Your Cell Phone Will Kill You
from the professor-you-say? dept
If the radiation doesn't get you or your phone doesn't draw lightning to you and you've managed to avoid exploding wall chargers, you're still not safe: your phone may make you kill yourself. An Australian researcher says that there was an increase in the country's suicide rate following solar flares and the increase in geomagnetic storms they cause. This means, apparently, that mobile phones and other things that generate radiation could affect people's moods, and, by extension, make them suicidial. Guess we'd all better run out and get those special radiation-blocking watches to save ourselves from the radiation. That just leaves us the explosions and lightning to deal with.
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calm as hindu cows
i'd be more worried about the callers on the other end driving me suicidal.
but still, an entertaining article
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Uh?
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When Will It End?
Now that we've correctly identified cellular phones as the leading cause of cancer, monstrous explosions, natural disasters, AND suicide, what more does it take to ban these little talk-boxes of doom?
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Alas, sarcasm doesn't always lend itself to the printed word, I suppose.
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Get rich quick
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Phone dangers - Bah!
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Phones that kill...
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Re: When Will It End?
Now that we've correctly identified cellular phones as the leading cause of cancer, monstrous explosions, natural disasters, AND suicide, what more does it take to ban these little talk-boxes of doom?
hahahahahahahaha. awesome
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