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   Nice!

   

   WhiteNoize, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 9:54am

   
   

   I'll mary the first girl who gets this! But wait, will that make them lumpy? Good thing MP3's don't skip! Now if they would put a speaker in each one... Hummmm

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   Wow..

   

   Jimmy, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 10:03am

   
   

   Makes me wanna get an ipod shuffle implanted in "lil Jimmy".

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   New model what?

   

   Mark Baker, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 10:13am

   
   

   "but what happens when they come out with a new model with bigger capacity"
   
   You have to ask? 8-)

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   hacked boobs?

   

   Ron, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 10:15am

   
   

   I hope that bluetooth is more secure by then. I'd hate to have my wife's breasts hacked into.

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   My new pick-up line

   

   Boilerbob, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 10:20am

   
   

   "Let's go to my place and listen to music!"

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   Re: hacked boobs?

   

   A. Guy, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 10:22am

   
   

   [insert anti-virus joke]
   naw....thats just gross

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   Re: Wow..

   

   Mikey, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 10:35am

   
   

   better yet, those sony players with the memory stick might come in handy for the male..Id have a lot of storage capacity myself.....

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   Video, eh?

   

   JBB, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 10:45am

   
   

   So, honey, what's on the Boob tube tonight?

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   I get to be the first to say...

   

   Pete Austin, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 10:47am

   
   

   Stereo!

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    Hans Mast, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 10:51am

    
    

    "But I guess that's the perk of a BT research job -- sit around all day thinking about boobs and music." Haha! That would be the perky part of the job.

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    Dan, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 11:19am

    
    

    "but what happens when they come out with a new model with bigger capacity, a color screen, or plays video?"
    I wonder where the screen would go. Would the resolution be bigger or smaller depending on the size of the person?

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    ILarger!

    

    Mr. Big, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 11:35am

    
    

    No point in making iPods smaller then.

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    Next Apple product...

    

    Ryan, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 11:56am

    
    

    I think apple should market this service.. and call it "iTits"

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    boob toob

    

    don, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 12:21pm

    
    

    Really, I think this is a bunch of Malarky. Kinda funny though

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    Anonymous Coward, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 12:51pm

    
    

    Just great! So now men can say they were just interested in our “music collection” when they’re staring at our chest?! At least come up with a similar product for men……..it obviously would require less memory… and would theirs send a signal to the guy if he’s erroneously “downloaded” his music collection on someone else’s “drive”?! Don’t get me started! ;)

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    LOL > boob tube

    

    Seamus, Oct 13th, 2005 @ 4:37pm

    
    

    If there are MP3s in there, I'm sure it won't be long until being an investigator for the RIAA becomes a popular part time job. I could use a night job like that. ;)

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    ipods in boobs

    

    Bryan Anderson, Oct 22nd, 2005 @ 10:08pm

    
    

    I'm sorry but i dont want to be fucking my girlfriend, go to grab her boobs and feel a lumb.... "um... honey... whats that lump in your breast??"

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    GRiM_BoB, Dec 27th, 2006 @ 2:27pm

    
    

    If I were a girl, I would gladly make my breasts but bluetooth devices with some flesh-padding and nipple-button-dials.

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    Jimbo, Dec 28th, 2006 @ 5:33am

    
    

    So how would they be powered? Do they tap into the body's energy supply? Does this mean increased calorie usage? It's the idea that keeps on giving!

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    Oh My!

    

    Chris_2009, Apr 17th, 2007 @ 5:35am

    
    

    How would you charge the device would you have to shake your boobs like you do with the flashlights.

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