Too Much Free Time

Too Much Free Time

by Mike Masnick





Suggestion: When Hacking Grades, Just Hack Your Own

from the just-a-thought... dept

It's just a suggestion, but if you're going to hack into your school's computer and change your grades to straight A's, it's probably a good idea not to changes all 19,000 students in the district into straight A students as well. It might, for instance, tip off school administrators that something was wrong, and that perhaps (just maybe) someone had, you know, tampered with the system. Meanwhile, you have to wonder about the student's "hacker cred." Points in favor: he got into the school system and could change grades. Points against: He didn't realize that he was changing everyone's grades.

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  1. The price of success

    by dorpus - May 25th, 2005 @ 3:21am

    Yes, we in America heard about the supposedly hard working kids of Asia who do so well in school.

    Most recently, 30% of kids in Vietnam are obese, 10% of Chinese kids are obese (double of ten years ago), and 70% of Chinese middle school kids drink alcohol.

    http://www.zakzak.co.jp/top/2005_05/t2005052503.html

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  2. Tip

    by Anonymous Coward - May 25th, 2005 @ 5:28am

    Next time, don't forget the WHERE clause...

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  3. Re: Tip

    by Anonymous Coward - May 25th, 2005 @ 6:11am

    Every programmer goes through this at some point.

    UPDATE `users` SET `password` = 'newpass';

    DOH!

    Its always good to toss a LIMIT 1 on there also just for good measure.

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  4. Not quite

    by Anonymous Coward - May 25th, 2005 @ 6:37am

    Yes, but if you only change your own grade and they detect the hack, they'll know who did it. It's better if you also change a bunch of other random kids grades too, just to throw them off. But obviously you shouldn't change the grades for everyone.

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  5. Re: Not quite

    by Henry Troup - May 25th, 2005 @ 7:04am

    It didn't do him any good as they collared him anyway. So much for "fog of war".

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  6. A feature in the school's software

    by Seun Osewa - May 25th, 2005 @ 7:25am

    From the article:
    "It seemed like a good idea; break into the school’s network and change your grade to an A. However, due to a feature in the school’s record keeping software, he actually managed to turn everyone else’s grade into an A."

    He did not deliberately change the entire district's grades to A's, neither did he make a trivial mistake. In happened "due to a feature in the school's record-keeping software".

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  7. Re: A feature in the school's software

    by Beck - May 25th, 2005 @ 8:01am

    I wonder what kind of "feature" would change the grade of every student when one student's grade is changed?

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  8. Re: A feature in the school's software

    by Anonymous Coward - May 25th, 2005 @ 8:37am

    I believe that feature is called the additional funding your school can get thanks to the "No Child Left Behind" act.

    (yes, that's a joke)

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  9. Re: Tip

    by fish - May 25th, 2005 @ 8:46am

    Every programmer goes through this at some point.



    Yep. I consider it a rite of passage. Now that I'm management, I also consider it a great test of our backup processes/sysadmins.

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  10. Re: The price of success

    by Anonymous Coward - May 25th, 2005 @ 10:08am

    What does that have to do with anything we're talking about?

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  11. Re: The price of success

    by Anonymous Coward - May 25th, 2005 @ 12:18pm

    Just because alcohol is illegal to people under 21, it doesn't mean it's the same in other parts of the world. Just because people drink alcohol, it doesn't mean they're alcoholics, nor does it mean it affects their ability to be productive. America's got one of the highest GDP per capita (one of the measurement of productivity), yet there is a high % of obese kids. I don't really see the correlation between hard-working and obesity, can you? Nor can I see the correlation between alcohol consumption and hard-working.

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  12. Fake grades

    by Joe Baderderm - May 25th, 2005 @ 2:08pm

    They would have had him when he showed up with an A in P.E. No way that a "nerd" gets an A in P.E. =P

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  13. please help

    by gustavo - Sep 15th, 2005 @ 5:39pm

    Hey man, I really need your help I’m just going to tell straight forward, I would like you to help me change my grades. I am not any regular punk kid, I have a good reason. Some of my friends got the ability to hack into our teachers’ accounts and mess up some of the grades. I mess up one kid, whom I didn’t like; I just took revenge for the times he used to beat me up in 3rd grade. The problem is that my friend>the hacker found out that his girlfriend was cheating on him with me. He took his revenge by changing my 10th, 11th grades. I had a GPA>3.3 and now I have 2.89. This might ruin my whole future. I can’t tell the school because I would get spell for hacking, too. I’m not a hacker, I don’t want all A's but the way it was before... please can you help me
    thank you so much i wish you can undrstand me

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  14. please help

    by gustavo - Sep 15th, 2005 @ 5:41pm

    Hey man, I really need your help I’m just going to tell straight forward, I would like you to help me change my grades. I am not any regular punk kid, I have a good reason. Some of my friends got the ability to hack into our teachers’ accounts and mess up some of the grades. I mess up one kid, whom I didn’t like; I just took revenge for the times he used to beat me up in 3rd grade. The problem is that my friend>the hacker found out that his girlfriend was cheating on him with me. He took his revenge by changing my 10th, 11th grades. I had a GPA>3.3 and now I have 2.89. This might ruin my whole future. I can’t tell the school because I would get spell for hacking, too. I’m not a hacker, I don’t want all A's but the way it was before... please can you help me
    thank you so much i wish you can undrstand me..

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  15. austin powers goldmember

    by alison kayla bleiweiss - Dec 18th, 2005 @ 8:27am

    Hi i am a big fan of the austin powers goldmember movie.
    love alison kayla bleiweiss

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  16. austin powers the internal man of mystery

    by alison kayla bleiweiss - Dec 18th, 2005 @ 8:29am

    Hi i just love the austin powers in ternal man of mystery movie

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  17. Re: Not quite

    by tom - Dec 19th, 2005 @ 10:51pm

    i would like to know where i can go to get someone to set up an administators password so i can get into my school computers.

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  18. Re: please help

    by JC - Feb 14th, 2006 @ 10:37pm

    hey, I'm going thru something pretty similar to that, my grades were messed up by some punk at skool, and my gpa came from a 3.8 to a 1.2!!!!

    U know who can help...have u gotten any help?

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  19. Re: A feature in the school's software

    by Anonymous - Feb 19th, 2006 @ 10:03am

    Can someone please please help me. I have been struggling with keeping my grades up ever since I came to live with my father. My father has put me in so much pain that police and DCF have been involoved many times. My therapist says I may be depressed but I dont want to admit it. I use to be such an EXCELLENT student until i moved here my freshman year. Anyways is there a way I can hack into my school's computer and change my grades just a little bit. My grades have been severe and my dream was to always attend a good college but its no hope unless I hack into a computer can someone help me please how I can do this without getting caught or give me some good pointers? thank you

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  20. hack into my grades

    by justin - Mar 3rd, 2006 @ 7:15am

    hey i need to know how to get into my school computers to chage my grands i'm in the 10th grand trying to pass i need to know ware to go how to get in to the system please e-mail me and tell me how.

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  21. Please help change my grades

    by Sandi - Mar 15th, 2006 @ 5:31am

    Hi, my name is sandi. I really need someone to help me hack into my school's system to upgrade my gpa. I will explain in further detail when you write me back. If you really know how to perform this operation, then write me at: lizaluv5@yahoo.com. Thanks.

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  22. grades

    by justin - Mar 27th, 2006 @ 4:38pm

    ha i'm in 8th grade and rilly rilly need to chage my grades fromm e's to a's so please help me.

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  23. math

    by karah - Mar 30th, 2006 @ 11:07am

    let me hack into my grades and my friends grade too.

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  24. f***

    by butthead - Mar 30th, 2006 @ 11:09am

    **** the **** you all let me f***my gf

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  25. help me

    by joe - May 3rd, 2006 @ 3:47pm

    when you find out how to hack into the system e-mail me please!

    e-mail adress: quincy 4_0@hotmail.com

    and please be sure to help me get all the hacks!!!

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  26. I need to hack an elementary school system

    by Marty Berdwright - May 13th, 2006 @ 8:31pm

    I needa hack an elementary school system so i dont get sent back to 6th grade if i fail, how do i do it and which programs do i use?

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  27. help

    by bob - May 15th, 2006 @ 6:32pm

    i need help hacking into my school's system. thx a lot every1. my e-mail address is sportsfan020891@aol.com.

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  28. by WOW - May 30th, 2006 @ 2:04pm

    Okay well for all you people out there asking for help it's a little more diffucult then click this then that. My best suggestion for ppl without computer knowldeges is find out how your grades get put in. Try and find a time when that system may be unetended. then change em have ur friend distract whoever he needs too

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  29. by kc - May 31st, 2006 @ 7:44am

    Hi I need someone to help me hack into my school's system. My email is kareemfc@hotmail.com

    Thanks

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  30. by digimon - Jun 13th, 2006 @ 4:27pm

    i know how to hack school systems email me at neo_pneopets_rox_my_socks111neopets_ARE_THE_kewlest.i_swear_ets_are_cool@neopets.com

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  31. i need to learn how to hack

    by suiside666 - Jun 14th, 2006 @ 1:34pm

    I need someone to tech me how to hack my schools computers to chnge my grades

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  32. Hacking!

    by 13crazygal13 - Jun 23rd, 2006 @ 4:16am

    I need to know how to hack into the schools ocmputer so i can sign into MSN and chat to people whilst i am at school, please help!!

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  33. please help me hack

    by Honest Pete - Jul 27th, 2006 @ 12:34pm

    Can you help me hack my grades so I can get into Harvard? An obese drunk (me) spent too much time partying and eating instead of studying and now my grades are shot but I really need to get into Harvard after seeing "Legally Blonde". It's because I know I could pull off the same success story. If you can do this for me I will by you a Lexus after I am a good lawyer.

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  34. Change my grade

    by Brandon Grier - Aug 1st, 2006 @ 3:20pm

    If anyone can change my grade I would pay them

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  35. Re: Not quite

    by BG - Aug 1st, 2006 @ 3:42pm

    Do you know anyone that can change my grades.

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  36. Re: Oh god, can you really do this and help me

    by Donna - Aug 11th, 2006 @ 1:54am

    Hello:

    I happen to see your ad. Do you honestly know how to do this? Oh my god, you MIGHT be the answer to my prayers, seriously.

    I am middle-aged (49) and I have been injured (not through Worker's Compensation, though).

    Anyway, I was making decent money in my field as a single mother of two sons until I got my hand injured (I did court reporting).

    But when I got injured and can't do it anymore -- the insurance company can and is legallly only giving me two years to change careers -- for hell or high water.

    That means if I dont get my BA within two years (and I only have 10 credits now) I will have to take some shitty job somewhere because I dont have other skills. I know it was stupid -- I spent the four or five years going to court reporting school instead of college and got no collegiate credit.

    So, you guessed my next question: is there a way for me to get a verifiable BA or BS transcript (I dont need the degree, just the transcript for 75 to 85 credits??) I am not lazy. I WILL finish the rest within two years time, I promise. I just can't do ALL 110 credits in two years. They also will not pay for the schooling, just for my time without working.

    Anything, anything you can do to help me would be appreciated and there is very good compensation for your help. I could take the credits in things like Sociology, Early Childhood Education, or Psychology. I wouldn't want to say I had a technical degree in mediciine or some field where it could injure the public. But with a general degree like the above and my clerical skills (I can still type because the injury involves my pinky and upper arm), I would get decent wages.

    If you think you can help, in confidence, PLEASE respond to me at djswines@aol.com

    I am still trying to support two sons as a single mom, so this would be so helpful for me.

    Thank you if you can help me (or know someone legitimately who can and won't rip me off).

    Sincerely and God Bless You



    Donna
    Email: djswines@aol.com

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  37. Please

    by 13crazygal13 - Aug 15th, 2006 @ 6:25am

    Hey.
    I've posted a comment before asking for help but no one has got back to me!
    You're probably really busy and everything though.
    But, when anyone has time..Can you please see if you can give me any information on hacking into the schools system to change some stuff? Like what's is being blocked?
    Thanks :-)
    ~x~

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  38. Please

    by 13crazygal13 - Aug 15th, 2006 @ 6:25am

    Hey.
    I've posted a comment before asking for help but no one has got back to me!
    You're probably really busy and everything though.
    But, when anyone has time..Can you please see if you can give me any information on hacking into the schools system to change some stuff? Like what's is being blocked?
    Thanks :-)
    ~x~

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  39. help

    by graffiti artis - Sep 11th, 2006 @ 7:47pm

    yo i need help hacking my school. all my techers say im a screw up and say i wont mount to anything. if i get up my grades i can go in the military. i am a xbox modder and will help u if u help me

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  40. ha

    by wtf - Sep 12th, 2006 @ 8:51pm

    help me

    im a 12 year old kid

    who is a dumbass who cant get an A

    how about you hack my school for me

    and change my grades from e to a

    i have a good reason

    i was probed by aliens when i was 8 and they took away my intelligence

    >> you guys think that sounds stupid...

    thats how you all sound

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  41. Will Pay $$$ to Hack Grades

    by Anon - Sep 14th, 2006 @ 4:43pm

    - university system
    - prestigious program
    - increase average by 2%
    - will pay $$$ (negotiable) substantial money for a stealthy, professional job
    - tight timeline - please contact immediately
    - amateurs need not apply

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  42. by ME - Nov 30th, 2006 @ 12:47pm

    yeah you really just got to update the technology taht is letting this kids in

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  43. I know how to hack a school system & Firewall (web

    by Genocide - Jan 4th, 2007 @ 1:06pm

    I know how to hack a school system and even there firewall, Pretty simple actually.


    If you want to learn contact me at Zelda_devotee@yahoo.com

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  44. by wali - Jan 5th, 2007 @ 7:47am

    I have already posted a comment and will really appreciate anybody with the know how as to open up the school's database and change my grades,my mail is waligi_b@yahoo.com

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  45. by wali - Jan 5th, 2007 @ 7:47am

    I have already posted a comment and will really appreciate anybody with the know how as to open up the school's database and change my grades,my mail is waligi_b@yahoo.com

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  46. by wali - Jan 5th, 2007 @ 7:47am

    I have already posted a comment and will really appreciate anybody with the know how as to open up the school's database and change my grades,my mail is waligi_b@yahoo.com

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  47. helo

    by john - Mar 1st, 2007 @ 6:32am

    i will send money for whom who would like to help me...if yeah send me back on salimo_nasser@hotmail.com

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  48. hacking

    by tanner91210 - Mar 5th, 2007 @ 5:56am

    some kid at my school just got arrested for hacking into the schools computer. He has 30 days in jail and was expelled. When he got into the schools computers he changed his grades and changed teachers pay. It was so funny

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  49. dcc

    by keith pressley - Mar 12th, 2007 @ 7:43am

    i need and A in my class

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  50. Assistance Required

    by Sophie - Apr 5th, 2007 @ 7:42am

    Please contact me for further details. Absolute discretion assured.

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  51. Re: Assistance Required

    by Anonymous Coward - Apr 5th, 2007 @ 7:44am

    taub.sophie@googlemail.com

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  52. Re: The price of success

    by somebody - Apr 15th, 2007 @ 6:58pm

    that's so racist!!

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  53. Re: Assistance Required

    by M - Apr 19th, 2007 @ 9:44am

    Hey, what can you do regarding getting an A? Let me know

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  54. RE: Changing some grades

    by MBK - Apr 19th, 2007 @ 9:51am

    If there is any way for some1 to hack into a university system & change my grades, email me at:
    mbko923@yahoo.com

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  55. wow. you guys all suck balls.

    by the not-so amazing pseudo-emo kid - Apr 21st, 2007 @ 5:42am

    yeah. btw, everyone here whining about, "oh i'm 17 and in the third grade and i need to hack into my school's computer so i can continue fucking my teacher." needs to stfu.

    sheezus.

    i was hoping someone here would know how to use STI home. guess not.

    ps- sorry for the psychobitch attack earlier...

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  56. none

    by Joe - Apr 24th, 2007 @ 6:54pm

    Teach me how to fuckin change my grades!!!

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  57. HI

    by Fucker - Apr 24th, 2007 @ 6:56pm

    He's right, change the fucking grades!!!

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  58. literature

    by Jacob flowers - May 15th, 2007 @ 9:21am

    Please help me hack my lit grade

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  59. by Billy - May 29th, 2007 @ 9:16am

    omg please help I hate doign work so I dont but now im gunna fail1!!! omg please its not my fault I just hate to do work its the way I am. I promise I'll mail you my lunch money for 5 years if you do. plzz omg

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  60. how to hack -

    by matt - May 31st, 2007 @ 9:15am

    good tip but how do i hack into my grades i want to change them but how any tips are helpfull thnxx

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  61. Need more credits

    by Not enough credits - Jun 4th, 2007 @ 11:30pm

    I need help hacking into my school's system, in order to change my credits and grades too, I might not graduate if I don't get enough credits. Can anyone help me?
    Email: johncueva_88@hotmail.com

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  62. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!! ANYONE!!!!

    by Michael - Jun 7th, 2007 @ 5:34pm

    I REALLY NEED MY GRADES CHANGED!!!!! It is the difference between me graduating and being held back!!! PLEASE, is there anyone who can help me?

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  63. grades

    by BRITNEY - Aug 4th, 2007 @ 1:15am

    plz change my grades:(

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  64. i need help

    by zero - Aug 20th, 2007 @ 3:05pm

    I need my grade changed. i am in college. will pay small portion now and after grade change an extra hundred or two. just need a C changed to a B.

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  65. none

    by devon - Aug 21st, 2007 @ 10:02am

    if some1 knows how to change the school grades can some1 email me please

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  66. aa

    by aa - Aug 26th, 2007 @ 8:38pm

    Da fuck don't change everyones and don't change your owns as well, change 5 people that you hate to straight As and watch em burn

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  67. Re: Not quite

    by i bet ur curious - Aug 27th, 2007 @ 1:19pm

    is this possible?, i que is the schools grading system for us....i need a few changes if you can help me email me @josh00735@yahoo.com thank you

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  68. Re: Re: Tip

    by anonymous - Aug 29th, 2007 @ 1:06pm

    what program language is this?

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  69. Re: PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!! ANYONE!!!!

    by youngjeeseyhacker450 - Sep 25th, 2007 @ 9:44am

    listen i can help you but its gonna cost you, im not using my real email because thats how people find you and thats how you get caught. to find me just leave another comment on this web site and i will respond

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  70. Re: Will Pay $$$ to Hack Grades

    by youngjeesey450 - Sep 25th, 2007 @ 9:52am

    Listen all hack your grades but its gonna cost you.just leave another comment at this web site and ill get i contact with you...

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  71. Re: none

    by youngjessey450 - Sep 25th, 2007 @ 9:54am

    wats up man you need so help its gonna cost you. leave another comment at this web site ill get in contact with you

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  72. change my grades

    by Danny Buckley - Sep 25th, 2007 @ 10:56am

    hay wats up man can u help me change my grades. or elso my parents r going to kill me.

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  73. Add grades

    by Chessmaster - Oct 9th, 2007 @ 3:13pm

    HELP! ASAP! GRADES!

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  74. Re: The price of success

    by Alex - Oct 10th, 2007 @ 4:37pm

    There is also no minimum drinking age in China. So, what's the point?

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  75. help

    by mike jones - Oct 17th, 2007 @ 4:24pm

    some one has been changing my grades ,n i think i know who it is ,can u help me change my grades



    thanks so much!!!!!!!

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  76. by eric - Oct 24th, 2007 @ 9:21am

    ericuoft@hotmail.com

    please contact me regarding my gpa...will pay $$$$ and lots of it...

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  77. Re: Re: A feature in the school's software

    by Contempt - Nov 7th, 2007 @ 5:58am

    well in eclass, you can change the "total" points worth on an assignment, if you put that lower,, everyone on that assignment will be counted as doing extra credit... boosting everyone's scores. (unless of course someone got a zero)

    -i know nothing

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  78. help!

    by Taylor - Nov 13th, 2007 @ 11:35am

    hey im a smart student but i cant get school i only have 2 weeks to get my grades up to passing or i wont have a car, Please! help all i need is a d or c- in all my failing classes i need help!

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  79. please HELP!!!!!

    by anomynos - Nov 13th, 2007 @ 11:36am

    i need help with my grades i use to be a real good student untell my dad passed away and then everything just went down hill from there i need ur help real bad just help me on a few tips and send it to my e-mail i will really a thank u alot cause i am hopeing to graduate out of high school for my dad but he wont be able to see me now cause he is gone and im in the tenth grade. i just want to make him proud of me so if u help me out on some tips to get in the school software with out them traceing it back to me just hit my e-mail up j_playa_pimp05... PLEASE HELP!!!!

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  80. please help me i have three f's

    by Ralph Ernest - Nov 27th, 2007 @ 6:34pm

    i need a.b.c grades not d or f's

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  81. u suck

    by Hack ur mama - Nov 28th, 2007 @ 9:55am

    U guys are retards ... How can't you get a damn a in a class
    Asking for hacking???
    You guys should be burnt at the stake.
    It is freaking easy to get an A if you study.
    nothing is impossible.
    GoodLuck and pray that your life won't be screwed.
    Because grades matter

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  82. youngjeeseyhacker450

    by Anonymous - Dec 4th, 2007 @ 8:00pm

    "by youngjeeseyhacker450 on Sep 25th, 2007 @ 9:44am
    listen i can help you but its gonna cost you, im not using my real email because thats how people find you and thats how you get caught. to find me just leave another comment on this web site and i will respond"

    I'm interested.
    Though you sound like an amateur, no offense.
    I'd still like to discuss this over e-mail however.
    My grade change won't be really noticeable for the changes I'm going for.
    Contact me at: radiantmonarch@yahoo.com

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  83. Re: The price of success

    by Bobby Swenson - Dec 17th, 2007 @ 7:00pm

    uhm, what the fuck. dude. dat's totally made up. 70% of chinese middle school kids drink alcohol? wow. just shows how much of an american u are.

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  84. Re: I know how to hack a school system & Firewall

    by zack - Jan 1st, 2008 @ 10:56pm

    hi i need your help to changes my grades in school my reson is my dad is going to buy me a car nd my grades are shit right now can you help me?

    it would really mean alot to me if you could help.

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  85. fuck you fool

    by bob smack - Jan 16th, 2008 @ 10:21am

    OG ROCKS

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  86. NOTHING

    by YOUR MOTHER BITCH - Jan 16th, 2008 @ 10:24am

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

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  87. by NEED HELP WILL PAY - Jan 23rd, 2008 @ 12:26am

    I am looking for a good hacker to adjust my GPA. If you happen to be able to help me, please contact me at mslmri1@myway.com. I will definitely reward you after satisfying results. Thanks

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  88. well

    by Sherlock Holmes - Jan 30th, 2008 @ 7:39pm

    if you only change your own, your teacher would know you hacked it and easily be able to smoke you out...


    i usually change 2 or 3 other kids (nothing major) as well as mine so they cant tell it was me, and its a small amount enough so they cant notice...unless its the teacher...thank god mine's dumb

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  89. Re: none

    by Azula Mihri - Feb 2nd, 2008 @ 6:03pm

    uh....what school???
    each program a school uses is probably different....they vary....hacking is harder than it looks dude....there are tons of codes that can be used....also the program depends in the comp. they use...if the y ues Linux the system is probably Perl...or if they use Mac...it's gonna be differnet

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  90. Re: I need to hack an elementary school system

    by Azula Mihri - Feb 2nd, 2008 @ 6:10pm

    This comes from the guy who's failing school????
    ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!!!
    WHAT THE H*** DO YOU THINK HACKING IS???
    SOME SORT OF CANDY BAR??!!!
    you're in like 7th grade..right???
    hacking takes up java, C++, and all these comp. programs that most people don't even know how to use.let alone a failing teenage boy....
    also..if you get caught..you won't just fail...you'll be expelled from the whole school district...think about it...
    it's ALOT EASIER to just get better grades than learn how to hack..

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  91. bitches

    by ass munch - Feb 6th, 2008 @ 12:23pm

    all u fuck wads suck dick

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  92. by prettyLady - Feb 11th, 2008 @ 2:02pm

    Excuse my english (I speak french) I know this sounds familiar but I really need to upgrade my grades....otherwise my parents will hit me until I die...(they are really violent) I am serious...I can pay you good money....I go to a canadian university I don't know if somebody can do it for me...can pay 1000$ canadian money...open to negociation...

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  93. who cares if we do this

    by who cares - Feb 12th, 2008 @ 3:32pm

    come on guys we all no we all hate school and we all don't wana go the question is if we hack the REAL i mean the thing that puts all schools together, if we hack that and change EVERYONES grades... and keep doin it somthing will happen... somthing good... somthing we all want as americans... its your choise if you want to help or not

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  94. hackin

    by latin - Feb 21st, 2008 @ 8:18am

    email me if you know how 2 hack into school systems to change grades

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  95. math,reading,and making peoples grade go down

    by Truong - Mar 1st, 2008 @ 2:16pm

    I need to know how to hack so I could make my grades go up and these two girls grades go down. So just email me and tell me how

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  96. how to hack schools grade

    by jake surby - Mar 5th, 2008 @ 12:28pm

    how do u hack to change ur grades

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  97. Re: please help me hack

    by asdkjlash - Mar 7th, 2008 @ 1:43pm

    AHAHAH GAY ASS
    THATS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER HEARD. " I WANT TO GET INTO hARVARD!" BUT I DRINK. YOU FUCKED UP NOW YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT. IF YOU GOT TO HARVARD YOU STILL WOULD DRINK. DUMBASS.

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  98. Re: Re: PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!! ANYONE!!!!

    by ty - Mar 11th, 2008 @ 4:59pm

    hey willing to pay you contacrt me at cherished925@yahoo.com

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  99. Re: youngjeeseyhacker450

    by Anonymous Coward - Mar 24th, 2008 @ 3:12pm

    I am definitely interested I need a C changed to a B+. Willing to pay. You can contact me sabodaj@yahoo.com time is of the essence.

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  100. ALL

    by KAYLEE - Mar 24th, 2008 @ 3:59pm

    I HATE SCHOOL 4-EVER INEED ALL MY BAD GRADES CHANGED TO A+

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  101. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME

    by Me - Apr 9th, 2008 @ 2:43am

    Can someone please help me...i need to hack in the schools grading system...i passed all my classes but just got denial of credit...i am willing to pay...please contact me at niceangel2059@yahoo.com...thanks

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  102. IM FAILING MATH!!!!!!!!

    by Victoria - Apr 15th, 2008 @ 2:50pm

    please if anyone knows how to change grades... please help!! Email me @ torlor92@aol.com PLEASE IM SO DEPERATE!! I cant bring home an F!

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  103. IM FAILING MATH!!!!!!!!

    by Victoria - Apr 15th, 2008 @ 2:50pm

    please if anyone knows how to change grades... please help!! Email me @ torlor92@aol.com PLEASE IM SO DEPERATE!! I cant bring home an F!

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  104. IM FAILING MATH!!!!!!!!

    by Victoria - Apr 15th, 2008 @ 2:51pm

    please if anyone knows how to change grades... please help!! Email me @ torlor92@aol.com PLEASE IM SO DEPERATE!! I cant bring home an F!

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  105. Re: The price of success

    by lickin - Apr 16th, 2008 @ 2:25pm

    getting abused thats crazy

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  106. Re: Re: please help

    by Anonymous Coward - Apr 16th, 2008 @ 2:26pm

    u suck

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  107. Re: well

    by -- - May 11th, 2008 @ 2:14pm

    how do you change it can u help me?

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  108. Help

    by KO - May 13th, 2008 @ 7:56pm

    I Need My Grades Changed From A B To A- Please Help Contact Me At Rajan-Kumar@live.com

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  109. Help

    by KO - May 13th, 2008 @ 7:56pm

    I Need My Grades Changed From A B To A- Please Help Contact Me At Rajan-Kumar@live.com

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  110. by jared - May 14th, 2008 @ 8:59am

    how did he do it.

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  111. by KT - May 29th, 2008 @ 5:19pm

    how to do it? help me, i need it now.... pls email me at monkey_loverz23@yahoo.com.ph

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  112. math

    by olga - May 30th, 2008 @ 5:09pm

    dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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  113. by Saboda - Jun 4th, 2008 @ 5:19am

    Has anyone found someone that get into shool computer systems? If so please e-mail me @ sabodaj@yahoo.com

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  114. PAY £££

    by Oppo - Jun 11th, 2008 @ 5:21pm

    ***PAY £££*** plus(negotiable)

    to

    Someone prestigious university system in Asia

    Professionals only amateurs need not apply

    lee.oppo@gmail.com

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  115. Re: Re: Tip

    by shabang! - Jul 9th, 2008 @ 9:21am

    has anyone ever considered doing their homework?
    im lazier than all of you yet i graduated with a 3.5 gpa.
    seriously, learn to put aside your porn and use that strong right hand to do some algebra.

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  116. OMFG

    by Timeghost - Jul 18th, 2008 @ 11:26am

    If you want to learn how to hack here. press these two buttons at the same time on your keyboard: ALT and F4
    Think I got rid of the idiots. anyway. LEARN TO DO YOUR OWN DAMN HACKING! OR AT LEAST STUDY! For God's sake man! Hackers won't do all the work for your dumb asses. Even if you ARE a hacker, you shouldn't have to resort to illegal activites and throw your life/future away! Jesus Christ... and quit lookin at hentai and get a life!

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  117. Helps?

    by Joker - Jul 22nd, 2008 @ 8:42pm

    I want to change my grade, anyone know how to do, please contact :tho_vig@yahoo.com

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  118. Re: Re: Tip

    by sky - Aug 12th, 2008 @ 11:09am

    So do you do this on a regular?
    need help in uk

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  119. Re: Re: Will Pay $$$ to Hack Grades

    by skai - Aug 12th, 2008 @ 11:39am

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  120. by wow - Aug 13th, 2008 @ 1:40pm

    research, no one will change your grades for you and risk their own life. You probably aren't smart enough for exploiting a bug, so i would suggest keyloggers. Or remote controlling a pc at your school - leave it on at night and do work from there when no1 expects it. Just don't be stupid. Think 18 times b4 u do something. You can't just change your grades, it twists averages and graphs that employees stare at every day. Don't be obvious don't put your name out there, think, think, you can't search google and change your grades in five minutes nt nt

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  121. by skyblu - Sep 6th, 2008 @ 6:03am

    Hi there
    i desperate need of some help.
    i need some of my university grades adjusted by like 2 or 3% i know its not much, but its enough to make me progress.

    if you can help it would be amazing, i can offer some sort of payment. please if toy can help its needed asap please please please. email me at no1skai@hotmail.co.uk

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  122. Re: Re: Will Pay $$$ to Hack Grades

    by skyblu - Sep 6th, 2008 @ 6:08am

    if you can seriously help please email no1skai@hotmail.co.uk
    thank you

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  123. Re: well

    by nessabaybiie - Oct 12th, 2008 @ 5:53pm

    ummmm........well can you change my grades and attendence fer me

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  124. hacking

    by monsterjavakixazz - Oct 14th, 2008 @ 10:33pm

    dude, i need to know how to hack. Get back to me please?

    -The Princess

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  125. Re: The price of success

    by sefg - Oct 17th, 2008 @ 2:08pm

    HAHA don't even get into how many of them smoke a pack a day

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  126. Re: I need to hack an elementary school system

    by fuck - Oct 27th, 2008 @ 12:36pm

    go to command prompt then type: del*.*

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  127. help

    by angela wong - Nov 3rd, 2008 @ 4:52pm

    please dont think im another dumbass asking for the easy way out because i really have been trying hard. I get everything else but not anything math-related such as geometry and chemistry. please help. contact at wong_ichiruki@yahoo.com

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  128. help me plzzzzz

    by brandon flora - Dec 9th, 2008 @ 8:10am

    im failing in skool i need yo help plz man hack it give me c's and b's

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  129. help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Avery Lucs - Dec 16th, 2008 @ 11:50am

    i need someone to change my grade for my univeristy if possible i can pay!!!!

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  130. Re: help

    by Seth - Dec 26th, 2008 @ 9:41am

    The e-mail address that was posted above (sportsfan020891@aol.com) is one of my e-mail addresses, but I was not the person who wrote the comment. Therefore, the comment is not true, and it should be ignored. Thank you and happy holidays!

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  131. by snatch - Jan 2nd, 2009 @ 6:29pm

    how do you get into the system every time iv tried i get kicked out and locked out of the system

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  132. htf do you change ur grades?

    by Amanda - Jan 26th, 2009 @ 7:20am

    ok well, i got my first C-, and i dont like it, How do i change it to a B+ or something?! any advice?

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  133. by seriously - Jan 26th, 2009 @ 1:10pm

    its soooo fucking easy to change your grades at school. the only problem you might have is getting 5 minutes alone with your teachers computer.

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  134. Re: Re: Tip

    by almostsk8r - Feb 18th, 2009 @ 11:05am

    how do you get to the grades

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  135. Re: Fake grades

    by im a nerd - Feb 23rd, 2009 @ 7:04pm

    im a nerd and i do good in PE :P. im just an active nerd. lol. and about the changing grades. either way its a bad idea. there are several kids in my school that can do it, but their the ones that dont need to. they all gradguated last year, at least most of them did. i know there are security flaws in every system, and most of them are just spread through students. and actually, teachers unknowingly spread them. i have heard teachers in my school saying they dont have passwords to their school accounts. that is bad in more than one way. the fact that the school still didnt change the password(add one) is stupid.

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  136. Re: Not quite

    by im a nerd - Feb 23rd, 2009 @ 7:05pm

    if your going to change it, change other kids that are possible of doing it. pick a few of the other computer geeks when doing it. its evil, gets rid of compitition, and helps reduce the chance of getting detected.

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  137. Re: Re: please help

    by im a nerd - Feb 23rd, 2009 @ 7:08pm

    uum. try thinking, it helps? 1.2 is low. that's like less than an F. that straight F-'s you need to learn to spell too.

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  138. by Anonymous Coward - Mar 2nd, 2009 @ 11:28pm

    haha

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  139. Commenting

    by Gracie - Mar 17th, 2009 @ 4:28am

    I've tryed to hack in but I cant find a weak spot think you can help

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  140. Re: Re: Will Pay $$$ to Hack Grades

    by big money - Mar 24th, 2009 @ 12:14pm

    to youngjeesey450::

    I need help in changing some of my grades.. willing to pay.

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  141. by big money - Mar 24th, 2009 @ 12:24pm

    to youngjeesey450::

    I need help in changing some of my grades.. willing to pay.

    email me at habibi807@hotmail.com

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  142. help

    by crazy - Apr 7th, 2009 @ 10:03am

    i need help changeing my grades i tryed but it did not work and i have to go to summer school for twenty hours for each f help and my parents are going to lagon if i get my grades up and even i dont get them up there still going plz help hack

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  143. by help me i will pay to hack grades - Apr 7th, 2009 @ 10:04am

    help me hack my grades plz plz plz i beg of you

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  144. Re: Re: youngjeeseyhacker450

    by Jbrezzy - Apr 15th, 2009 @ 2:20pm

    I need help changing grades can u help?

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  145. Re: Re: PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!! ANYONE!!!!

    by Anonymous Coward - Apr 17th, 2009 @ 11:00pm

    if you can help me i would appreciate. i need to hack my school grade a.s.a.p

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  146. by un-revealed name - Apr 20th, 2009 @ 3:59pm

    i know a guy who will hack a grade for something in exchange! if anybody interested email is gradedasher@gmail.com

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  147. Re:

    by Anonymous Coward - May 4th, 2009 @ 7:44am

    can u please email me @ sabodaj@yahoo.com

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  148. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

    by incognito - May 14th, 2009 @ 6:55am

    Can someone please help me hack into my college's grade system? I'm not doing well in school and i lost my scholarship and I really need to do well. My parents have put a lot of money into my education and I can't keep doing this to them. PLEASE. IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO CAN HACK INTO THE GRADE SYSTEM!?!?!?!?!?!

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  149. Re: PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

    by incognito - May 14th, 2009 @ 6:56am

    PS please email me at pmsmith67@gmail.com

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  150. Re: Re: Will Pay $$$ to Hack Grades

    by incognito - May 15th, 2009 @ 8:02pm

    I know this comment is pretty old and I don't know if you check this email anymore but I'm interested. Please let me know!!!!

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  151. Re: Re: Re: Will Pay $$$ to Hack Grades

    by incognity - May 15th, 2009 @ 8:23pm

    please email pmsmith67@gmail.com

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  152. i really need u'r help!

    by tanja elisabeth brataas - Jun 1st, 2009 @ 1:01pm

    hi! i read youre article and i need youre help.. i'm a girl from norway and we got computers from our school but, here's my problem i'm sick of that we can't administrate our own computers. were not allowed msn, facebook, myspace or any kind of chat programs. because we are not admin we can not dowload any games or music what so ever on this shitty computer. so i'm asking you for youre help. can you please try to help me and hack my computer. i'm not out to get my grades upgraded because i'm happy with my grades but i want to be able to dowload what so ever anything on this computer. and i never bring my computer to school so they wouldn't even notice it. please help so if you can.

    my hotmail adress: tanja_e_b@hotmail.com

    you would really help me if you could do this for me!

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  153. about a subject in college

    by patricia - Jun 1st, 2009 @ 2:05pm

    can you please show mw how to hack into the computer, to fix my grades for this semester. I would highly appreciate it. Thank you!

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  154. Re: Will Pay $$$ to Hack Grades

    by Anonymous Coward - Jun 3rd, 2009 @ 11:52am

    Did you get a response to the ad? How much did you pay? were you happy with work? I need hacking service for a university system

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