How To Hack Into Government Computer Systems: Pretend You're A Sheriff

from the it's-that-easy dept

Now that the state of Florida is pushing for a new version of the MATRIX database that linked up all sorts of government databases, it might be worth exploring in more detail exactly how the data used for the original MATRIX was hacked leading LexisNexis to admit that it was leaking data left and right, but certainly wasn't going to reveal any details to those whose data was taken. It turns out that all you needed to do if you wanted to access this supposedly super-secret LexisNexis database was to create an account in the name of the sheriff's department in Denton County, Texas, and the police department in Port Orange, Florida. That, apparently, is exactly what the eighteen-year-old now being investigated for the break-in apparently did. Nice to know that LexisNexis has such careful security mechanisms, such as checking to see if someone claiming to be a police department actually is before revealing all sorts of private data. And people wonder why some are a bit upset about the MATRIX database (or its offspring) existing?


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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 12th, 2005 @ 5:13pm

    School

    Can u tell me how to hack into the schools computer or not

     

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    Smarter then you, Jan 16th, 2006 @ 9:09am

    Re: School

    uhh ya sure....NOT you dont you idiot!!

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Mar 2nd, 2006 @ 11:47am

    Re: School

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    anomious, Apr 18th, 2006 @ 9:51am

    im a gurl and i waz wonderin az i hav never hacked be4 how 2 hack into the governments mainframe without bein detected

     

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    anomious, Apr 18th, 2006 @ 9:53am

    Re: Re: School

    wot r u on wot iz wit all da arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggg i think u need help lol

     

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    Black hat, May 3rd, 2006 @ 7:13am

    how i get into bank

     

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    wilson, May 17th, 2006 @ 8:45am

    hacking

    i would also like to learn how to hack mepmep. I need a program for the government mainframe, if any one has one i will buy it for 1,000$ mepmep. i am hoping to enter the government files and change everyones name weener head. hahahahahahahahahah mepmep.
    if anyone want hacking practice try this! mep mep
    3298r2hf=kdsfhdshc893njdfhd==ufd49745u4hrf=nfhdhcvhdhdfh8er4fhdfjkfuiffr958454rhfhif84=f==ewkfe rr4ef=ew=fpur2swjfjwrfjkfpkaso=0wdfl;df'ksp0fks ckpskcksdpfsdjfsdjpfsif-0dfsf0-sd=-ofdfsdfdhjfdnvur2t59420ot4=tofrefio44tr24
    good luck! mep mep!

     

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    Cory, May 18th, 2006 @ 11:34am

    Help

    Can you tell me how to hack everything without getting into trouble?

     

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    michelle moore, Jun 2nd, 2006 @ 9:53pm

    how do i hack into the school mainframe without ge

    how do i hack into the school mainframe without
    getting caught

     

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    ????????????????????????????????????, Jun 5th, 2006 @ 5:57pm

    ???????????????????

    its easy i already have created a worm in the system

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jun 6th, 2006 @ 11:16am

    Re:

    girl, u craaazzzzy. all us gotta do is readjust the mainframe database mega core harddrive, and redirect it current into the leftermost minor database colored wave. girl, u so crazzzy. u like butter witout da toast. like peanutbutter or sometin...peace out hacker bitch

     

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    anonymous math/hack wiz, Jun 13th, 2006 @ 7:23pm

    RSA encryption and how to hack

    for all those aspiring hackers out there here is some stuff to get you started:
    first, RSA encryption:
    depending on the size of the numbers used in the algorithm, there can be more than 10^50 possible "encryption keys" a "key" is like a password that allows you to decode data that has been turned into jargin looking text. for example !*895g could really mean "hello"
    obviously, a home computer can't try 10^50 one at a time, but there is an alternative. first find out the values for the variables pq and e for the data you are trying to decrypt. these parts of the "key" should be public. the hard part is finding 'd', the "private exponent" then, pick a somewhat large prime number and try to decrypt and reencrypt the same piece of text with the prime number you chose. then do the same with the next prime number above and bellow the current prime number. once you can encrypt and decrypt a piece of text and always get the same result, you've found the key!

     

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    ron, Jun 23rd, 2006 @ 9:02am

    how to hack into school`s

    tell me how

     

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    doc, Jul 12th, 2006 @ 9:43am

    hacking

    i want yo get money 100,000,000 $ from the government

     

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    eliteace, Jul 13th, 2006 @ 11:58am

    this site is full of complete idiots. There's no magical easy button, go start fuking learning.

     

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    No one, Aug 12th, 2006 @ 6:05pm

    You idiots, if you hack into a government network you will be caught. Period. And as for hacking into a school network, you will get a nice 2-year ticket into the slammer.

     

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    jeanie92, Sep 8th, 2006 @ 4:46am

    can someone tell me ow to hack into school data bases in a procedure..

    thanx

     

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    Ralf, Sep 11th, 2006 @ 5:33pm

    Re:

    You stupid bitch, If anybody else has anything worth saying apart from how do i hack into a mainframe you stupid fucking retards than come up with a better question. Fuck all you stupid cunts out there who waste time my time, just jump off a bridge and make everybodys lives easier and happier.

     

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    n30, Oct 7th, 2006 @ 7:19pm

    uzE th3 forCe to haKe intO the matrix

     

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    da engmaster, Nov 2nd, 2006 @ 3:35pm

    fuck u dumb shits

    fuck u all your all too fucking dumb to ever be able to hack anyone.

     

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    General Pattersonl, Nov 5th, 2006 @ 2:47pm

    FOOLS

    I am a General in the Australian Army and a Master Hacker for The goverment.
    you have been traced.
    prepair to be arrested.
    HA

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Nov 5th, 2006 @ 3:13pm

    Re: Re:

    Learn How to spell you fucking wannabe hacker idiot

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Nov 5th, 2006 @ 3:14pm

    Re: ???????????????????

    Fucking Liar

     

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    smarter than you., Nov 5th, 2006 @ 3:31pm

    IDIOTS!

    you spanners! you absolute screw drivers! (tools for the stupid ones) you cant hack into the government! theyve got like 300 firewalls and anti hack programmes and things like "kill ya system if ya try" programmes i meant come on! i' pretty sure they have more than one hardrive running the place! i mean if one crashes they have back ups right? right. now stop fuckin round and get smart! i mean come on! you cantr hack into the government.
    get it? got it? good

     

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    Had a dog once, Nov 5th, 2006 @ 3:36pm

    A assesment

    OK, u guys can Talk the talk but can u walk the walk?
    try hacking into the QUEENSLAND EDUCATION goverment database (for all u dumb shits out there Queensland is a state in Australia).
    And then hack into the Charters Towers State High School Network and tell me the name of the user of the account of Bpatt27.
    Not so smart now r u?
    Fuck Heads

     

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    general patterson, Nov 5th, 2006 @ 5:36pm

    im a system general

    im a system general in the australian army and i have reported you to the usa academy and in 48 hours they will track you down and arrest you

     

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    general patterson, Nov 5th, 2006 @ 5:38pm

    im a system general

    im a system general in the australian army and i have reported you to the usa academy and in 48 hours they will track you down and arrest you

     

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    Smarter then you, Nov 9th, 2006 @ 3:08am

    Fuck you guys are stupid

    it depends what you wanna hack, school and shit are easy to hack into and a easy way to go to jail for a couple of years and hacking into anything else is a fucking stupid idea. its not the movies you dumb shits its actuly harder then pressing the big red button.

     

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    Smarter then you, Nov 9th, 2006 @ 3:10am

    Fuck you guys are stupid

    PS general patterson hey ,
    nice try fuck head

     

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    Cody Neathery, Nov 10th, 2006 @ 10:26am

    all diffrent games

    This is very gay that every thing is blocked. Please un block it, Thanks

     

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    Cody Neathery, Nov 10th, 2006 @ 10:28am

    smartfillter

    You guys are nothing but fuking assholes

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Nov 23rd, 2006 @ 6:36pm

    how to facking?

     

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    lee, Dec 10th, 2006 @ 3:49am

    dear wanna be hackers

    you stupid idiots what the fuck do you wanna hack into school files for. start hacking into peoples bank accounts ive just took $50,000 from some idiot who has more money than sence and i live like a king.

     

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    like ill realy tell u, Dec 29th, 2006 @ 2:52pm

    yall r gonna get caught

    y is evry1 posting stuf like this? police and the other authorities read this stuf all the time! if they read this stuf, u will all get caught! they will suspect sumthing and will keep a watch over yall and if not a watch, they will track u down and find u. u will RUN, but u WONT BE ABLE 2 HIDE!!! i rest my case

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jan 4th, 2007 @ 10:01am

    Re: Re:

    no on eknows what that means

     

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    wai, Jan 10th, 2007 @ 1:48am

    anybody know how to get into school database and change grades.If u do get in touch and those all F**8 out there using funny language should go s*** off a horse.Thank you

     

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    eric brumett, Jan 15th, 2007 @ 9:39am

    how do i hack into school programs to change my gr

    hey i have never hacked before and i was wondering how, or if there was a way that i could hack into sti, or my schools mainframe to change my grades.

     

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    robert, Jan 18th, 2007 @ 9:13am

    how to get intoi a school mainframe

    hey well tell me how to get through the blocked sites from school

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jan 18th, 2007 @ 9:51am

    Re: smartfillter

    owhy are we loser
    bacause u dont have patience

     

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    ur mom!!, Feb 3rd, 2007 @ 4:37pm

    hacking off

    ok so i really need to know how to hack into bank accounts right and umm maybe my skools mainframe but if u could help in any way please do oh that guy lee up there #33 tell me how u got $50,00 plzzzzz and um who ever helps me ill love them forever or something!!! k ♥

     

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    ur mom!!, Feb 3rd, 2007 @ 4:37pm

    hacking off

    ok so i really need to know how to hack into bank accounts right and umm maybe my skools mainframe but if u could help in any way please do oh that guy lee up there #33 tell me how u got $50,00 plzzzzz and um who ever helps me ill love them forever or something!!! k ♥

     

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    ur mom!!, Feb 3rd, 2007 @ 4:37pm

    hacking off

    ok so i really need to know how to hack into bank accounts right and umm maybe my skools mainframe but if u could help in any way please do oh that guy lee up there #33 tell me how u got $50,00 plzzzzz and um who ever helps me ill love them forever or something!!! k ♥

     

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    ur mom!!, Feb 3rd, 2007 @ 4:39pm

    hacking off

    ok so i really need to know how to hack into bank accounts right and umm maybe my skools mainframe but if u could help in any way please do oh that guy lee up there #33 tell me how u got $50,00 plzzzzz and um who ever helps me ill love them forever or something!!! k ¢¾

     

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    school boy 239057, Feb 16th, 2007 @ 11:03am

    wtf m8s? $50,000 thats all you got?? weak...good try but weak...

     

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    igotthemoneybiatch, Feb 16th, 2007 @ 11:08am

    to doc # 14:

    meet me at the corner of Wavington Road and Werringly Circle in Boston Massachusetts to get your money. If your not there I will not get it again.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Feb 18th, 2007 @ 8:25am

    Re: how do i hack into school programs to change m

    test

     

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    schfifty five, Feb 20th, 2007 @ 10:55am

    your all complete idots for thinking iits the easiest thing in the world to hack into your schools computer. dont be such a dumb-shit!

     

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    schfifty five, Feb 20th, 2007 @ 11:00am

    Re: Fuck you guys are stupid

    ....your a dick.

     

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    Seamore Butts, Feb 26th, 2007 @ 8:11am

    SHERIFF

    imma sheriff.. i became a sheriff like, 10 minutes ago. Now i am ready to move to Florida then explore the MATRIX, then DO the matrix... Leading to bringing towels for the 'leaking data' and now i am off to create an ACCOUNT!

     

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    Seamore Butts, Agatha & Mr. B, Feb 28th, 2007 @ 8:10am

    SHERIFF 2

    Ello, CHUM. we would like to say that we are taking you downtown, charlie brown. According to my research, you have been naughty. you have big toes [against the LAW], and you live in a FRUIT [basket], you also have a crooked orientation. tsk tsk tsk. evil people like you deserve to be LICKED BY A LLAMA. >:). asians RULE the world! grr-sorry about that. that was my great-auntie debbie. she is old and hairy. anyways, if you do not wanna go downtown, you can 1. call me gorgeous .2. eat 4359347598 bananas in one sitting.3. get hair like Condne. 4. lick the nearest lamp post.5.run around screaming, "i am WOMAN" .6. go on a date with my Great-Aunt Debbie, [she is lonely and is craving lovin] so please, we do not want you to DIE! so, please consider the options.


    PEACE out amigo!

    ~* NOT seamore buttS

     

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    marian, Mar 2nd, 2007 @ 8:35am

    Re: Fuck you guys are stupid

    fuck you

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Mar 7th, 2007 @ 4:13pm

    can some one leave a comment that will be helpful for us to use other webesites wiothout being blocked its annoyin can u please help

     

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    Moses, Mar 18th, 2007 @ 3:16pm

    omg u guys suck

    dont try to ask me anything because i will leave this forum and pretend i didnt see u idiots talking. to hack, u must first identify ur target. find their ip or whatever. then, u must be paranoid. fuck, do u want to be caught? u have to think that everything u do is being moniterd. outsmart the bitchs u r going to hack. now, take precautions. proxify, telnet(although i would use ssl), and most importently if u dont want to be cause, use linux!!! windows is gay, and bill can lick my nuts. from here, connect to other host computers so that it looks like they are doing it. do the damage and cover tracks. delete traces and begone bitchs!!!

     

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    u is a beeotch, Mar 28th, 2007 @ 10:07am

    Re: how to get intoi a school mainframe

    a proxy try freeandbest.net/for you

     

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    u is a dumbass, Mar 28th, 2007 @ 10:10am

    this is what i kant do

    hey i kan do almost anything i kan get proxies i kan do a lot of shit but i kant hack and i kan at home or at a school pc but a have to change my grade i need to hack into the mainframe but any advise?

     

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    hackman, Mar 29th, 2007 @ 6:13am

    i like the way you move

    you can't do any thing you can't log into any thing if you can tell thim how mother fucker

     

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    moron, Apr 5th, 2007 @ 10:11am

    fags

    dumb asses

     

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    seriously pissed, Apr 7th, 2007 @ 10:56am

    god you morons what the hell are you poopin' trying to hack into government and school files, you dopes seriously watch too much "X-Files"

     

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    Carly, Apr 17th, 2007 @ 9:35am

    how??

    do i get on myspace through school computers?? any URLs?? i've tried these:
    1. www.dowhatsfun.com/
    2. www.myspaceproxyschool.info
    3. www.ptlink.org/proxy
    they founf them and blocked them.. they fucking suck... any1 can try these if they want to.

     

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    noob, Apr 25th, 2007 @ 10:59am

    Re: hacking

    lol u noob

     

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    yep, Apr 25th, 2007 @ 11:04am

    Re: aint it right

    u cant just expect somone to tell u how to do it and then u go get rich or somthing. It takes time and you'll never know by asking people becuz we won't tell or everyone will start doing it and people will detect it. n00bs
    some of you don't even know how to change color tones to make it undetectable.

     

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    DR Howerd holmes, Apr 25th, 2007 @ 5:29pm

    hacker

    I've hack into the governments computer i was detected 5 mins later came to the school did not get caught

     

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    luciano, May 1st, 2007 @ 12:14am

    can you tell me

    can you tell me how to hake gaiaonline.com i want gold god damit

     

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    mister revenge, May 21st, 2007 @ 9:11pm

    no i need a favor to hack someones computer

    it is not a hard task but i realy need it ok his email is

    derrickworkman@gmail.com

    my email for more info is wagonerjam@gmail.com

    O and destroy his computer. it will be fun.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jun 7th, 2007 @ 5:10am

    leave this kid alone

     

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    nothing, Aug 8th, 2007 @ 10:05am

    I was hacked by some fuck head and my personal info got out so I am tracking down hackers to find out thier weakness and fuck them up good luck hacking me again cowards!!!!

     

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    mailb, Oct 24th, 2007 @ 9:23am

    how to hack email

    How to Hack yahoo , aol , hotmail account password !!!

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    karim.abdull, Nov 20th, 2007 @ 1:00pm

    Re: RSA encryption and how to hack

    please brother and sister how can i get bank database so that i can use it to get money out i need help this is my email address karim.abdull@yahoo.com

     

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    Chris Hobart, Jan 15th, 2008 @ 2:20am

    Help

    Yesteday, I got a stupid warning for not being able to get a public-transport ticket & my personal-details are on the Autralia Queensland Train-Service (Company: Queensland Rail)'s data base & I want to hack in to the data base & get my personal details off.

     

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    David, Feb 24th, 2008 @ 6:06pm

    Bank

    i need help hacking into a bank without a problem

     

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  71.  
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    Anonymous Coward, Mar 13th, 2008 @ 5:29pm

    wat the fucks this got to do with hacking accounts i want to know how to hack into bank accounts u fucking moron

     

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    ananomis, Mar 25th, 2008 @ 11:30am

    u suck in crime

     

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    ananomis, Mar 25th, 2008 @ 11:32am

    u suck in crime

    your polise suck at finding hackers like me pretty soon u wont be able to find the virises i have been sending to all the computers thank u for reading

    oh the emial is the viris

     

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  74.  
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    Ahmed Abdul Basit, Apr 16th, 2008 @ 3:42am

    Desprately need to learn it

    Am really impress by the comment of other people.For me,i am a Bsc Computer Science student who needs it desperately for the enhancement of my course.I will really appreciate it if am helped.

     

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  75.  
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    mike, Jun 11th, 2008 @ 9:05am

    heres how to HACK

    fill ur bathtub up with water and drop ur computer in it and then take it out and the plug it in dont let it dry and let ur hands be wet and there u go u are now ready to hack after u get out of the hospotil ' '
    __ HAHAHAAHAHAHA DO IT IT WORKS

     

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  76.  
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    mike, Jun 11th, 2008 @ 9:09am

    Re: SHERIFF 2

    LOL OK DUSHBAG

     

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  77.  
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    Anonymous Coward, Jun 11th, 2008 @ 9:12am

    i did that it took to long and didnt work

     

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  78.  
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    Dexxter, Jun 18th, 2008 @ 11:56pm

    ?

    Dept of Ed ripped my Income tax from me yesterday for missing one student loan pymnt.not very happy!!! kinda made me and my daughters life a little bit harder than its all ready been. Any way i can thank them?

     

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  79.  
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    Grim Reaper Virus, Jun 19th, 2008 @ 12:33am

    Most of these comments make no sense. Its not the people that are stupid, its just common curiosity...

     

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  80.  
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    Sonsai, Aug 29th, 2008 @ 10:56pm

    Re: how do i hack into school programs to change my gr

    let's send me some world document about how to hack to school computer and chang my grades by my Email.Thank you very must...

     

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  81.  
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    Sonsai, Aug 29th, 2008 @ 10:56pm

    Re: how do i hack into school programs to change my gr

    let's send me some world document about how to hack to school computer and chang my grades by my Email.Thank you very must...

     

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  82.  
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    GARY W CHAMBERLAIN, Nov 30th, 2008 @ 7:47am

    to all hackers

    I WILL 5000 DOLLAR ON WED TO ANY ONE WHO WILL HACK IN TO THE GREYLOCK FEDERAL UNIONS MAIN COMPUTER AND REVERSES ALL THE BANK FEES ACCOUNT # 1001072449

     

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  83.  
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    GARY W CHAMBERLAIN, Nov 30th, 2008 @ 7:51am

    to all hackers

    I WILL 5000 DOLLARS ON WED TO ANY ONE WHO WILL HACK IN TO THE GREYLOCK FEDERAL CREDIT UNIONS MAIN COMPUTER IN MASS AND REVERSES ALL THE BANK FEES ON ACCOUNT # 1001072449

     

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    George W Bush, Dec 6th, 2008 @ 8:44pm

    I am The President

    Hey I can be a faker too. HAHA I love how you all are fucking lame enough to publicly post this lame ass shit.

     

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  85.  
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    jay, Jun 13th, 2009 @ 2:00am

    Re: IDIOTS!

    actualy they haven't. you'd be suprised how easy it is to hack. think before you speak.

     

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    Esa khan, Nov 20th, 2009 @ 9:59pm

    computer

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jan 8th, 2010 @ 1:26am

    i'm 29 years old and hacked into the government computer when i was 22 and spend 6 years in jail and now i'm working for them making sure you little fuckers cant hack into them so stop trying aint gonna work and if your some stupid little fuck trying it you will be caught you have to know what your doing to hack systems and nobody ever can get past me i'm to good with computers and the little asshole who said hacking
    by doc
    i want yo get money 100,000,000 $ from the government
    do work like that buddy you cant just hack it and get money it takes time and the more time you spend trying to steal money theres more of a risk getting caught be for you get close to getting it and this person IDIOTS!
    by smarter than you.
    you spanners! you absolute screw drivers! (tools for the stupid ones) you cant hack into the government! theyve got like 300 firewalls and anti hack programmes and things like "kill ya system if ya try" programmes i meant come on! i' pretty sure they have more than one hardrive running the place! i mean if one crashes they have back ups right? right. now stop fuckin round and get smart! i mean come on! you cantr hack into the government.
    get it? got it? good
    umm yea you cant have 300 firewalls that will make the computer slow as shit and wont work every computer only has 1 firewall and thats enough to keep little dumb ass kids like you outta it and also theres no such thing as a kill ya system and your right we dont have 1 hardrive running the place we have over 600,000 hardrives running it.it sounds like a hard job but its fun sitting on a computer all day and night takeing little wanna be hacker to jail so good luck trying i bet you you'll never hack past me

     

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  88.  
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    Anonymous Coward, Mar 9th, 2010 @ 5:04pm

    just joking fucknut

     

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    Gay Lord Focker, Mar 9th, 2010 @ 5:20pm

    Gays the way

    You can hack me anytime

     

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    kelvin, Mar 14th, 2010 @ 11:10am

    like to learn how to hack

    is anybody there like to b e a good hacker

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Mar 17th, 2010 @ 12:32pm

    Can

    can anyone tell me how to hack into the Michigan State Police Department mainframe?

     

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  92.  
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    Anonymous Coward, Apr 16th, 2010 @ 4:25pm

    Adult Friend Finder

     

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  93.  
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    Anonymous Coward, Jun 22nd, 2010 @ 3:12am

    duhh i wike to hack. i like to fack you kids couldn't get through pants to suck sack

     

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  94.  
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    Anonymous Coward, Jun 22nd, 2010 @ 3:16am

    duhh i wike to hack. i like to fack you kids couldn't get through pants to suck sack

     

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  95.  
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    Dan moon, Jul 8th, 2010 @ 4:49am

    loan apply

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    barbara, Sep 19th, 2010 @ 11:02am

    Re: computer

    hi does anyone have a book or info to hack into the military computer

     

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  97.  
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    cal, Nov 4th, 2010 @ 1:08pm

    Re: how do i hack into school programs to change my gr

    takes a lot of effort my frnd, or be redy 2 be jaile buddy

     

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  98.  
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    Anonymous Coward, Nov 4th, 2010 @ 1:11pm

    Re:

    ts gonna teyk u more thn a decade 2 get themk budddy

     

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    a pissed off dude at school, Nov 22nd, 2010 @ 8:03pm

    THIS HACK

     

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    Mr hampel, Jan 13th, 2011 @ 11:20am

    Re: Re:

    i didnt know black people were this smart....

     

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    lego, Mar 30th, 2011 @ 1:24pm

    Re: hacking

    you must find out one of the milion differint encripted codes that the goverment uses. once you git that thin you are good

     

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  102.  
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    Anonymous Coward, Apr 6th, 2011 @ 8:35pm

    Re: A assesment

    omg dnt hack our state schools thats fuked up mann!!! >:l

     

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  103.  
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    Anonymous Coward, Apr 11th, 2011 @ 9:33pm

    Re: Re: School

    yea u can.... doesnt mean u shouldnt tho. do math man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

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  104.  
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    kyle winds, Apr 25th, 2011 @ 3:30am

    u stuped ppl

    i work for the usa topsecret guv department and i have alurted the pentagon and they will stop this web site in 58 hours and if you dont know me i am the maker of
    wikileaks google surch it if you dont beleve me.

    i have just got out of jail from the englnd topsecret jail thet even the name is a fedral affence!

    my new website is


    i am:
    kyle winds the perpetrator of what’s considered the biggest hack in the history of computer science – into a military system. Not satisfied with this, in the years 2001 and 2002, I made a mockery of the information security of NASA itself and the Pentagon.

     

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    Smile, Scums, May 8th, 2011 @ 12:02am

    Is it even possible?

    If anyone is still on this site, i'm interested to know... is it actually possible to hack/crack into government websites? I wouldn't know where to start, but whatever.

     

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  106.  
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    John L Adams, Jun 22nd, 2011 @ 12:50pm

    To 'Clear' things up,

    No. You cannot 'Hack' into a Government computer system, People have done Yes. But that is because they have had Many years of experience with computer technology. And because they know what they are doing. One way for it to be possible, Is to code a crypting program, Then you would need to have access to their computer system Yourself. Or have a contact that would do it for you, Using a 'Server' you could connect to that computer, And access all the files of every single user account on that system. Problem is, Obviously, Finding someone that would be dumb enough to try to do it for you, Because they would most likely get caught and You would have to deal with it when They are in Jail. Now, To be perfectly honest, You could do such a thing, As it is proved when you see these hacks on the News/Online, But you would first need to start to learn a Programming Language, (C++) etc. And many more, Once you have enough experience you could then attempt such a thing, But by the way most of these people seem on this Blog/Article, Then I don't believe you will ever be able to hack into any type of Government system.

    John L Adams,
    Computer Technician & Administrator,
    LogLogic System Administrator,
    Lockheed Martin IT Specialist & Technician.

     

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    wilson blx, Jun 30th, 2011 @ 12:50am

    wow

    Thanks so much for your good website;this is the stuff that keeps me awake through the day. I have been looking around for this site after asked to visit them from a buddy and was thrilled when I found it after searching for long time. Being a avid blogger, Im glad to see others taking initivative and contributing to the community. I just wanted to comment to show my approval for your article as it is very appleaing, and many writers do not get admiration they deserve. I am sure Ill be back and will recommend to my friends.

     

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  108.  
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    wepiz, Jun 30th, 2011 @ 1:23am

    PUT YOUR PENIS INTO THE CPU FAN THEN PRESTO! YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO HACK INTO ANY GOVERMENT INSTITUTION!

     

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  109.  
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    wepiz, Jun 30th, 2011 @ 1:26am

    PUT YOUR PENIS INTO THE CPU FAN THEN PRESTO! YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO HACK INTO ANY GOVERMENT INSTITUTION!

     

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  110.  
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    ATM, Jul 28th, 2011 @ 11:40pm

    Re: FOOLS

    Some of us just wana have fun

     

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    ATM, Jul 28th, 2011 @ 11:41pm

    Re: FOOLS

    Some of us just wana have fun

     

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    waylon, Nov 13th, 2011 @ 8:35am

    this is waylon willyard and william aguilar and we have been researching the government for like 3 months now looking for clues on government secrets wat they got planned to do in 2012 with the illuminti. "the illuminati sux" . we live in union city, tn we are waiting for the government to come to our house cause i doubt they will. our cell numbers are 731 223 2057 and 731 223 9469 if yall can txt us anytime

     

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  113.  
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    waylon, Nov 19th, 2011 @ 5:44pm

    the government has gone black oops i mean wack

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Dec 29th, 2011 @ 1:35pm

    Re: School

    wow your creep

     

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    yolanda, Jan 13th, 2012 @ 8:24pm

    Re: School

    so tell me something how do you get in to the school computers

     

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    anon, Apr 5th, 2012 @ 11:28am

    Re: School

    you idiot. you can't be that obvious if your going to be a criminal

     

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    anonymous coward, Apr 5th, 2012 @ 11:31am

    Re: Re: computer

    no, but i can tell you that military prisoners do not have the rights of american civilians

     

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    anon, Apr 5th, 2012 @ 11:33am

    Re: Re:

    CRACKER, NOT HACKER! NEVER INSULT A TRUE HACKER BY CALLING THOSE CRIMINALS THAT!

     

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  119.  
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    me, Jun 20th, 2012 @ 9:40am

    Re: challenge?

    Challenge accepted

     

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  120.  
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    Luche, Sep 25th, 2012 @ 4:45pm

    Re: dear wanna be hackers

    how do you hack money into paypal acct

     

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  121.  
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    shani, Oct 8th, 2012 @ 1:06am

    (JOB FOR HACKERS)

    HI,
    ALL THE HACKERS LISTEN CAREFULLY.IF YOU HACK THE MAIN FRAME COMPUTER YOU WILL EARN LOAT OF MONEY.YOU HACK THE COMPUTER WITH OUT TRACING .AND CHANGE THE DATA .THEN YOU SEND ME ACCOUNT NO.BYE

     

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  122.  
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    jake dick, Dec 23rd, 2012 @ 11:25am

    hacking

    how do i hack into the goverment

     

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    jake dick, Dec 23rd, 2012 @ 11:25am

    hacking

    how do i hack into the goverment

     

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    Buzz, Jan 24th, 2013 @ 8:28am

    Re: Re:

    nope, that didn't work. first I tried a water bridge and then I tried a land bridge. still no mainframe hacked. what else you got?

     

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    anonymous (profile), Feb 12th, 2013 @ 1:03pm

    HACK

    I have almost done it I am coming really close to getting government files and unlocking the truth!

     

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  126.  
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    anonymous (profile), Feb 12th, 2013 @ 1:04pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    i almost got that too

     

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    anonymous (profile), Feb 12th, 2013 @ 1:06pm

    Re:

    hey i almost have the mainframe hacked i can give you the information or whatever it is you need

     

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  128.  
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    Anonymous Coward, May 16th, 2013 @ 5:34pm

    Re: A assesment

    hahaha i like .:)

     

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    never u mind, May 16th, 2013 @ 5:49pm

    The thing is guys and i have read down on all ur comments,,,ANYHTING IS POSSIBLE WITH THE RIGHT FORMULA ;)XX

     

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    Lust, Jun 5th, 2013 @ 11:30pm

    how to hack a computer that the school gave you

    ive got unlimited internet thx to the school and im trying to downlad games or play online but the computer is limited and says need admins permission so i went through the programs etc control panel and tried changing it so i would have permission to do what ever i feel like but this laptop wont let me
    it wont even let me click on the program to change it so i can downlaod and start playing have you got any ideas so i can access everything ?

     

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  131.  
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    captain underpants, Aug 7th, 2013 @ 12:03am

    Re: FOOLS

    lame

     

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  132.  
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    Anonymous Coward, Oct 14th, 2013 @ 4:58am

    Re: School

    no you ass you should of paid attention in class and then excelled in that field but you didnt so ha ha your gonna get in trouble

     

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  133.  
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    Zoe, Nov 10th, 2013 @ 5:26pm

    Need Hacker??

    Do you need a hacker?? contact +17139656301

     

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  134.  
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    sally, Nov 25th, 2013 @ 7:03pm

    Need Hacker?

    Need Hacker? Samhart095@gmail.com, for general hacking services, you can also contact me at906-723-0484 . Serious business only, Paypal Accepted, Thanks for your patronage.

     

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  135.  
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    Ghost, Dec 21st, 2013 @ 6:56pm

    Response to: anomious on Apr 18th, 2006 @ 9:51am

    Just find the actual mainframe and find the leak in it and slide through it

     

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  136.  
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    misfits, Jan 13th, 2014 @ 4:54am

    Re: Need Hacker?

    do u know how to hack police database with out getting caught its serouse

     

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  137.  
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    jack, Mar 3rd, 2014 @ 7:13am

    really want to learn how yo do simple database hacking. any help?

     

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  138.  
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    Anonymous Coward, Mar 10th, 2014 @ 11:08am

    hahaha funny a holes

     

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  139.  
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    sam, Apr 4th, 2014 @ 1:49am

    Re: Re: Need Hacker?

    yeah, its possible, contact via email.

     

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