UK Spy Computer Does Less, Costs More... But At Least It Does Something

from the small-victories dept

Remember that wonderful new $400 million FBI computer system that couldn't fight terrorists, but could track down fictional video game characters? Well, it appears that American spooks aren't alone in their ability to completely waste money on useless computer systems. MI5 in the UK is now admitting that their brand new computer system will cost much more and do much less than originally promised. Of course, to their credit, at least the damn thing works, unlike the US system, which has been scrapped entirely.

2 Comments | Leave a Comment..


If you liked this post, you may also be interested in...
 

Reader Comments (rss)

(Flattened / Threaded)

  1.  

    The system that never existed

    identicon
    dorpus, Apr 7th, 2005 @ 5:15pm

    Q: How many thought police officers does it take to replace a light bulb?
    A: None, because the light bulb never existed.

    Q: How many effective computer systems will the government admit to possessing, the ones that can keep track of citizens down to their fingerprints, DNA haplotypes, and personal habits?
    A: None, because irrational civilians would complain about "invasions of privacy".

    The CIA, FBI, etc. have many success stories that are not divulged to the public.

    reply to this | link to this | view in thread ]

  2.  

    Re: The system that never existed

    identicon
    Michael Bluett, Apr 9th, 2005 @ 3:57pm

    I say Woohoo about the UK system actually being on track to work.

    Talking about DNA, there's always the UK police database (New Scientist article) taken from police suspects that has 32% of all black UK males on file, and 8% of white UK males. Additionally, 98% of the database profiles are from males. Nice.

    reply to this | link to this | view in thread ]


Add Your Comment

Have a Techdirt Account? Sign in now. Want one? Register here
Get Techdirt’s Daily Email
Save me a cookie
  • Note: A CRLF will be replaced by a break tag (<br>), all other allowable HTML will remain intact
  • Allowed HTML Tags: <b> <i> <a> <em> <br> <strong> <blockquote> <hr> <tt>


A word from our Sponsors...
Follow Techdirt
Flattr rss rss
From the Techdirt Archive...
A word from our Sponsors...

Close

Email This