It Pays To Read The EULA -- Part II

from the not-quite-as-much... dept

Following on the news that PC Pitstop hid a promise to pay $1,000 to the first person who actually read their EULA and claimed the prize, comes the news that Microsoft's anti-spyware EULA contains a clause saying they'll had you $5 if the software mucks up your computer. $5 for a messed up computer isn't that appealing, of course. However, it's $5 more than most software companies will give you for screwing up your computer. Of course, there's probably other language in there saying that in exchange for the $5 you promise not to sue them or anything. I'd check it out myself to see, but, you know, it's impossible to actually read those things...

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    Anonymous Coward, Feb 25th, 2005 @ 11:01am


    LIMITATION ON AND EXCLUSION OF DAMAGES.

    MICROSOFT’S LIABILITY UNDER THIS AGREEMENT IS LIMITED. YOU CAN RECOVER FROM MICROSOFT AND ITS SUPPLIERS YOUR DIRECT DAMAGES UP TO U.S. $5.00. YOU CANNOT RECOVER ANY CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, LOST PROFITS, SPECIAL, INDIRECT OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES FROM MICROSOFT AND ITS SUPPLIERS. THIS LIMITATION APPLIES TO:

  2. ANYTHING RELATED TO THE SOFTWARE, SERVICES, CONTENT (INCLUDING CODE) ON THIRD PARTY INTERNET SITES, OR THIRD PARTY PROGRAMS, AND
  3. CLAIMS FOR BREACH OF CONTRACT, BREACH OF WARRANTY, GUARANTEE OR CONDITION, STRICT LIABILITY, NEGLIGENCE, OR OTHER TORT TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW.

    IT ALSO APPLIES EVEN IF MICROSOFT KNEW OR SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF THE DAMAGES.

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    The Antijyn, Feb 25th, 2005 @ 12:12pm

    ooh a whole 5 dollars.

    I mean sure, my computer cost over a grand not including the programs installed, but it sure is safe to know that Micrsoft can give me 5 bucks should there software that is suppose to help my computing experience, to get me back to where I was.

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    Anonymous Coward, Feb 25th, 2005 @ 6:52pm

    Hate to create moisture on your parade, but the Microsoft EULA's have for years limited you to $5.

    I've liked clause f over the years - even if it's outr fault and you and microsot is sued - you have to pay for Microsoft's lawyers.

    Yea. I've got to PAY for Bill's lawyers. Yea.

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